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  1. @coldcaffeine LUKE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!3:25 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to coldcaffeine
  2. I so need dental insurance. Nowish.3:24 PM Jul 5th from web
  3. Housewife-ism is devoid of joy. I just had a full length conversation with the cat. Come on New York- get to know the new girl.10:27 AM Jun 6th from web
  4. my hair smells like bourban and bad choices.9:00 AM May 3rd from web
  5. Next time I move out of my hometown I should probably tell people I'm leaving .9:31 AM May 1st from web
  6. I got rejected from a casino in Niagra Falls NY today. Epic fail. Canada has the good side anyway7:49 PM Apr 28th from web
  7. Oh, the joys of housewife-ism. Watching the view while I fold someone elses' laundry9:31 AM Apr 21st from web
  8. So, it turns out there is a very VERY fine line between a relationship and a restraining order.2:29 PM Mar 17th from web
  9. AHEM. Thought: Scalpal, Hatchett, Obama is making me so Hot. He's like Dexter with a naughty economic crisis..7:47 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from web
  10. washing the espresso grinds out of my hair and wondering where the miraculous hickies on my neck came from9:02 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from web
  11. watching my last minutes of freedom pass me by, as i sit with my lap top and he does the crossword. oh the simple joys.11:42 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
  12. rolling out of bed and running until i give myself permission to eat again. There *was* cheesecake.6:03 AM Mar 31st, 2008 from web
  13. summoning up the energy for "staff meeting"- which is latin for "listen to how much you suck" for 48 minutes... maybe there'll be cheesecake5:12 AM Mar 30th, 2008 from web
  14. coughing up both lungs and assuring the general public that my funeral will have to be a kegger.6:38 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  15. dying of ebola. apparently. will curl up in fetal position for next 8-10 hours. hope only to survive until morning.9:02 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  16. wishing i could develop a following, quit my job as a latte spiller and write about how i feel about my daily doings. On the internet.10:36 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
  17. just ran into one of my regulars "What does your boyfriend think of that new lip-ring?" "Oh, I'm single right now." "....Was it the ring?"10:15 AM Mar 26th, 2008 from web
  18. watching my lip swell to the size of a watermelon- angrily protesting the large metal ring i had shoved into it yesterday10:11 AM Mar 26th, 2008 from web