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  1. @voellig i think that the single most cogent argument for the existence of a God with infinite wisdom is that I haven't reproduced.
  2. @irabrooker Awesome!
  3. @that_sumbitch SUMBITCH
  4. @Chim_Richalds D'oh!! Totally missed the "April 08" in yr previous tweet.
  5. @Chim_Richalds This year? I'm confused. Unless you're talking about the credit for non-1st-timers???
  6. @Chim_Richalds I missed the recent relaxation on the income limit phase-out, which will cost me half of the credit.
  7. @Chim_Richalds Which was that one?
  8. @Chim_Richalds Apparently, earlier in the year, they were processing it way fast w/ minimal proof. No more.
  9. @Pilgrim945 Also: walking really fast everywhere, so people assume that you're amazingly busy.
  10. @Pilgrim945 Underpromising and overdelivering is the secret of life.
  11. @Tina_Something They still owe me for the 1st time homebuyer's credit.
  12. @Chim_Richalds EXACTYL: he makes such good music BECAUSE he's such a dickhead.
  13. RT @sherilyn: Winter Solstice at Stonehenge: http://is.gd/5wwxC If you look closely, you can see the banshees living well.
  14. @werdsmiffery Well, usually, those people are talking about TODAY's pop, not yesterday's. That's classic!
  15. @JoshlikeGermany Right. Nowadays, it's a career choice as opposed to an absolute necessity. Making "alt" and "bro" unironic designations.
  16. @JoshlikeGermany What if my favorite indie band isn't on there? Cos they broke up 20 years ago?
  17. @fastloudclose This isn't one of these never-nude deals, is it?
  18. @JGoo220 And as a bonus, when you cook the rice later, it tastes extra electronic-y.
  19. @fastloudclose The trick is to immerse the ENTIRE blackberry in water, so as to evenly distribute the wetness.
  20. @Tina_Something See, this is why I don't apply for anything. Or fill out forms. Or have human contact.