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The bit of the Costello DVD where he tells the woman called Alison to get on stage and starts singing Alison to her off mic is just too good about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@miissabbey that sentence also work's without the 'friend' part. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to miissabbey
Today's been such a weird day. How's yours been? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
One day, eventually, I'll stop getting Gary Newman mixed up with Gary Oldman. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
dannywallace Just can't get Englebert's tune out of my head!!!! Hang on, it's gone. #eurovision about 10 hours ago via Osfoora for Mac Retweeted by barefacedcheekx and 63 others
Actually. You know what? Jerry Dammers needs to write next year's #Eurovision entry. Or Elvis Costello. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
richardosman They think it's Moldova. It is now! #eurovision about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by barefacedcheekx and 578 others
Eurovision would be vastly improved if I was invited to throw live bees at all of the acts. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
ShelaghFogarty @NickyAACampbell if they only had a heart #eurorvision #jedward about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to NickyAACampbell Retweeted by barefacedcheekx and 14 others
That drummer looks like a twat. Someone should tell him. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
You know at the end of charity gigs where Tom jones comes and sings with Macca and Brian May's on guitar etc etc? That should be our entry. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
@BBCEntsTeam I genuinely believe that should be our next entry. It's an awesome song when NH does it solo on the piano. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to BBCEntsTeam
Salford_Sandra is turkie ware thi make turkie dinasores? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by barefacedcheekx and 19 others
It's like a really shit remake of the Thriller video. #eurovision about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I'm crazy for your crotch? #Eurovision about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Each time a new Eurovision song starts, a small Russian child's ears get cut off. This may or may not be true, but still. It's still shite. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
@kissmyart the whole thing is largely offensive. Not only to me, but to anyone with half-decent ears. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to kissmyart
@lozzydoodle seriously. Imagine if this was our entry. Even if it was his last ever performance I'd be happy. youtube.com/watch?v=YYjBQK… about 11 hours ago via YouTube on iOS
I genuinely believe My Lovely Horse should be our next #Eurovision entry. This is a beautiful version of it. youtube.com/watch?v=McqUES… about 11 hours ago via YouTube on iOS
@kissmyart I'm upset that I watched it full stop, irregardless of how high quality the visuals were. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to kissmyart

Name Jack Thomason
Location Manchester, UK
Bio Freelance journo, exam invigilator, tillmonkey, electrician's assistant, PR intern, escort for escorts, awesome dancer when drunk. Has no definite career path.