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How many Cassiuses does it take to change a light bulb? None: The fault is not in our lightbulbs but in ourselves.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
RT @AbbyWilde: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Thrice to thine, and thrice to mine, and thrice again to make up nine.7:53 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
Hey, Shylock! How many Antonios does it take to change a light bulb? Oh, about a pound.6:23 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
How many Merry Wives of Windsor does it take to change a light bulb? Don't ask. Just. Don't. Ask.6:22 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
How many Othellos does it take to change a light bulb? One—but if he thinks someone else is trying to change it, he kills 'em.6:20 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
How many Daughters of Lear does it take to change a light bulb? One third. Yup. One third.6:18 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
How many Henry Vs does it take to change a light bulb? About 25—and they can change about 10,000 light bulbs (as long as they're French).6:17 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
How many Richard IIIs does it take to change a light bulb? It depends how many stand between him and the socket.6:14 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
How many Ophelias does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? Don't let someone that wet near electricity!6:14 PM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
So why didn't anyone tell me that Roger Daltrey plays the Dromio Twins in the BBC Comedy of Errors? Who's Roger Daltrey? Exactly.11:59 AM Dec 15thfrom TweetDeck