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  1. Except I'm bleeding. At least I can spell well. Wheeeeeee. about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  2. My belly is full of beer and my body is covered in rug burns. So yes, it was a good night. Hiccup. #drunktweet about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  3. RT @avitable: Sephora punched @dooce's baby in the head! #sephorapunchedmybaby #unsubstantiatedrumors about 11 hours ago from web
  4. @adellmcc Well, thanks. But I'm pretty whiny. I keep yelling to my husband, "EAT THE BROWNIES. I CAN'T LOOK AT THEM, SO SAD! EAT NOW!" about 12 hours ago from web in reply to adellmcc
  5. RT @LifeIsBacon: rt @barbetti And OF COURSE, @lifeisbacon starts following me on twitter. RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU. ... rub rub rub rub... about 14 hours ago from web
  6. @shelbyraymond SO cute! SO weeeee! about 15 hours ago from web in reply to shelbyraymond
  7. @heathercoo as long as you don't remove me from your bacon lovers list, I'm okay. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to heathercoo
  8. I'm really glad I ate all that ricotta cheese and chocolate this week. I'm sure that made my kidneys very happy indeed. about 15 hours ago from web
  9. @bayjb Eh, I tried it as a cheap replacement for Diorshow, but it doesn't do the same for me. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to bayjb
  10. The plan was to make shrimp quesadillas. Instead, Steve is having them w/refried beans & sour cream, while I have shrimp and corn. Boo. about 16 hours ago from web
  11. And OF COURSE, @lifeisbacon starts following me on twitter. RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU. about 16 hours ago from web
  12. @heathercoo I know! :( The list is titled: Limiting Sodium, Calcium and Oxalate. No clue what Oxalate is... about 16 hours ago from web in reply to heathercoo
  13. @songsinblue dude. I know. RIP Bacon, Love Whitney's Former Diet. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to songsinblue
  14. @SNBabani I know! But he said I could have as much butter as I want. THAT'S HEALTHY! about 17 hours ago from web in reply to SNBabani
  15. Kidney doctor just emailed me list of foods I can no longer have: chocolate, ALL cheese/dairy, most veggies, bread, BACON, ham & tea. SAD. about 17 hours ago from web
  16. @notthatyouasked oh no! I wondered if it was that, is it in your lower back? Sorry, must not hang out with me in the future! about 17 hours ago from mobile web
  17. Everybody: Come over RIGHT NOW. My house is clean and it won't last long! Um, actually, give me 20 minutes to shower. about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  18. Also, he wasn't pleased when I tried to change his 5 pound, soaked diaper, either. What was I thinking?! I am just so cruel this morning. about 23 hours ago from mobile web
  19. My son is pissed that I won't let him roll himself up into our entertainment center. BAD MOMMY! about 23 hours ago from mobile web
  20. @lalanav Yes! It is! about 23 hours ago from mobile web