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  1. Oh. My. God. http://yfrog.com/3g1rij 4:56 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  2. Me: "Does the quesadilla come with chips?" Waitress: "Yes, four chips." Me: "Four?" Waitress: "It's a very nice number." 4:47 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  3. Moment of Great Joy™: My iPhone auto-suggests "transmogrified." 7:54 PM Dec 19th from web
  4. You guys: promise me that if I ever make a "SELECT * FROM" joke, you'll unplug my keyboard. Thanks in advance. 11:20 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  5. I took it and so should you—The Survey For People Who Make Websites, 2009: http://aneventapart.com/survey2009 8:18 AM Dec 15th from web
  6. Current grocery list: 1) Ice cream. 2) ??? On a scale of 1 to "a life alone with more cats than you can count," how pathetic is this? 3:31 PM Dec 2nd from Birdhouse
  7. @kampers Congrats! Looks like painfully cool stuff. 12:09 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  8. RT @DaveHolmes: In addition to the more obscure reindeer, are you also able to remember the easiest one to remember? 9:52 AM Nov 30th from API
  9. The tyranny of the vowel. 8:35 AM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  10. Things you don't want to hear at the airport: "I'm sorry sir, your seat is no longer operational." 5:50 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  11. Any idea how to fit an airplane, a calendar, and two impatient stick figures into 57x57 pixels? ...No reason. 11:18 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  12. @yodelmachine (Multiply that frowny face by 200 fucking reflections of itself.) 7:06 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed in reply to yodelmachine
  13. @yodelmachine One month AND ONE DAY after I bought mine, they brought back the matte option. AKA: one day after the return period. :( 7:04 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed in reply to yodelmachine
  14. @yodelmachine MATTE FOR LIFE 6:18 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to yodelmachine
  15. Classic "Hipster or Hobo": well-used Minnesota North Stars hockey t-shirt; failed attempt at a beard; hobbling past a farmer's market. ? 7:56 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  16. Sitting next to steroid salesman guy who's clearly been sampling the wares. I swear to God he's sweating pure acetone. 2:10 PM Nov 22nd from Birdfeed
  17. Whose fucking bright idea was it to add fiber to Apple Jacks? They're rings of sugar; mixing in a sack of sawdust doesn't make them healthy. 10:28 AM Nov 22nd from Birdfeed
  18. @yodelmachine WAS HE? 8:19 AM Nov 19th from Birdfeed in reply to yodelmachine
  19. Only barber shop i've ever been in that sells vibrators. 7:02 PM Nov 18th from txt
  20. There's something unspeakably magical about a song with a beat that perfectly matches your gait. 12:33 PM Nov 11th from Birdfeed