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Banouby

  1. @simonlansley imagine every England friendly you've ever seen and it was a bit like that. I'm amazed anyone still gives a shit.
  2. It's matches like this that 'farting about on the iPad' was made for.
  3. Hang on....this England friendly is pretty dull and people are over analysing it to death anyway? SURELY NOT.
  4. @pranav_soneji I loved Erik Mykland. Absolutely loved him.
  5. @legsidelizzy nice to hear, cheers. We're really getting stuck into cricket these days.
  6. @DKDickson basically yes.
  7. Different platforms, different audiences. You should really know better.
  8. There are so many people (a lot who I consider to be very clued up) who still connect their Twitter and LinkedIn accounts. Stop it.
  9. @josfoulston best of luck mr F!
  10. @RicardoPollardo first week we were near Nantwich in Cheshire, this house is for the second week, near Evesham. Baking hot all holiday.
  11. Picked a decent week to be staying in a holiday cottage that has this. twitter.com/Banouby/status…
  12. @iainmacintosh I'm suspicious of George Pig. Why doesn't his name begin with the letter P?
  13. Things you only discover after you have kids #356 - Newswatch with Raymond Snoddy. Everyone else: in bed.
  14. Have reached that stage in re-watching The West Wing where you don't think it can improve - and then Mary Louise Parker joins the cast.
  15. If there is a goal-line incident during testing that is inconclusive from video, how do we know the system just hasn't worked?
  16. @topheechrisp I feel that downloading it has the potential to ruin the remaining 10 days or of my holiday.
  17. @StefDicembre given that every episode is exactly the same just watch one series on loop and pretend it hasn't been cancelled.
  18. Prised myself away from New Star Soccer because the iPad needs charging. Stupid, ridiculous, inane, addictive game.
  19. If I'm Romario that would count towards my career goals total.
  20. Have some of that. Get in there. They all count. Pick that out. Etc etc. twitter.com/Banouby/status…