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bannertutilo

  1. Today is one of those days when I can barely bring myself to do Satan's will. 9:24 AM May 8th, 2010 via web
  2. My agent is a useless piece of shit, so useless that I know she won't even be checking this, like she should... 9:49 PM May 3rd, 2010 via web
  3. Just boned Alex Mack. Google it fuckers. Next on the list i'll be explaining a thing or two to Clarissa. 9:47 PM May 3rd, 2010 via web
  4. Then the goth chick said to her friend, another goth chick, "All my clothes are black. Obviously." I have to admit- it did seem obvious. 9:20 PM May 3rd, 2010 via web
  5. I'm not on crack, but if I were I would only smoke the really good stuff. 9:19 PM May 3rd, 2010 via web
  6. air date just got pushed back. it's like someone doesnt want me to be famous. 10:42 AM Apr 20th, 2010 via web
  7. was at Coachella.fucking awesome.beat up a hipster dude and then had sex with his girlfriend, all 3 days. of course she was not the only 1 10:40 AM Apr 20th, 2010 via web
  8. Have not filmed an episode since Belgium, what the fuck? Let's get moving on this shit! 3:49 PM Apr 12th, 2010 via web
  9. nothings happening 2:53 PM Apr 12th, 2010 via web
  10. Everyone on that "Sober House" show looks like they're also addicted to shitty tattoos and shopping at Hot Topic. Am I right or am I right?! 11:05 AM Apr 12th, 2010 via web
  11. Belgium has good beers and boring women. too bad i won't remember their names after my trip. pranks on the european union. arrogant cunts. 3:35 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via web
  12. jerked off to toni braxton today 3:32 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via web
  13. last episode of southpark is fucking funny, see it on southpark studios.com for free until next wed, then you'll have to wait a month 3:31 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via web
  14. As an april fools joke I quit the show. Producers freaked out. who takes anything anyone says seriously on april fools? fucktards do 3:30 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via web
  15. EAT IT! 3:29 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via web
  16. peed in the sink. I do that sometimes 3:58 AM Mar 31st, 2010 via web
  17. Just finished taking a massive dump on the plane, a big, fresh, juicy dump. nutella style you spread over your toast. yuuuumy. 3:57 AM Mar 31st, 2010 via web
  18. Intern:Anybody want james taylor tickets? Me: You're fired 3:54 AM Mar 31st, 2010 via web
  19. got an email from homeland security just now, APPARENTLY not! 3:48 AM Mar 31st, 2010 via web
  20. virgin airlines is the shit bomb though.can i twatter bomb on a plane? 3:47 AM Mar 31st, 2010 via web
  • Name Banner Tutilo
  • Location Fuck You
  • Web http://www.eatit.tv
  • Bio Check out my show, EAT IT! coming this fall to every television on this miserable space-rock cock-block tube sock
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