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banjofreak

  1. People who take vertical video deserve to be punched in the throat. 9:58 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. The campus resembles a midpriced office park. 8:47 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. My new term for a dude trying to get some: carpet shark 8:47 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Downtown Disney: SO MUCH WORLD MUSIC. 5:03 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. My lot in life is to lob up softballs while no one even notices. 8:52 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Restaurant style. 8:40 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Couldn't get good wood on it. 6:49 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Photo: tmblr.co/Znn4byKAwDPo 11:52 AM Apr 23rd via Tumblr
  9. I just used my iStubble to manscape myself a sweet 5 o'clock dick shadow. 6:55 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday, I'm afraid she's startin' to turn. 7:42 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Is that a fucking hedgehog?! 5:25 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Tool party!!! 4:25 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Congratulations @TBLightning we are proud of you, nice hat trick Purcell! 6:38 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Dammit, just learned Thomas Kinkade died and I'm so far away from photoshop. 7:12 AM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone
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  18. Just crossed over into Jersey on a bus with a human skull in my backpack. Shhh. 7:34 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone