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banditloaf

  1. Anonymous asked: Who are you that flies so good? Are you insane? tmblr.co/ZeqXWyMdu-8O
  2. Home again. I guess that was a successful strawberry festival. Except that there weren't any strawberries. Or much of a festival.
  3. Sitting in my old high school's parking lot, listening to the worst possible cover of Who'll Stop the Rain in the distance.
  4. @crabhammer 420, enjoy chocolate covered strawberries every day. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  5. Tasty tasty shisk-a-berries. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  6. As @hissthemovie and I walk away from the Strawberry Festival the big band music suddenly becomes someone badly covering Bob Marley.
  7. I know I've had them every year and they're always incredibly disappointing but I wish I could have a superburger. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  8. The truth is out there. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  9. If you're not me, then you're not crabbin'. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  10. A rich, full day. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  11. Crud, a docent just cornered @hissthemovie and I to explain three generations of butter churns.
  12. Never mind. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  13. That pony is going to rue the day he met me. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  14. Argh, @hissthemovie is eating a BLUEBERRY bagel! This is the worst Sandy Spring Strawberry Festival day ever.
  15. Storing your long haired cats anywhere but on square satin pillows is extremely déclassé. instagr.am/p/LYE1zRClD7/
  16. Very much looking forward to the forthcoming dystopian society that uses a strict Klout-based caste system governing all social interaction.
  17. I have finally located the single most disgusting thing in the universe. twitter.com/banditloaf/sta…
  18. That was the last one, I promise.
  19. I'm a Fan of Wing Commander Academy on @GetGlue bit.ly/KF8XZ9