Whenever I'm told to shake my phone to trigger something I can't tell if the person wants me to feel like an idiot or what.

@StinaDip wow I must be dumb, I didn't get it until I read your tweet.

Is spending more time evaluating what I should switch contexts and work on than I am actually working on those things. This is not good.

It's not broken, you just don't know how to use it or haven't bothered to try and learn.

I often detect your / you're typos a second after I hit submit, at which point I scramble to go offline hoping to beat the bits and TCP/IP.

Blogged bit.ly/zobbsl

Fixes bugs before I shower sometimes.

Is there something better than Google Groups for a mailing list / discussion group these days?

My dishwasher is squawking.

just realized I've been working on websites since 1999. HTML has changed about as much as my hairstyle.

That email was the result of a double timezone conversion mistake.

I'm getting tired of the lack of weather out here.

Most exhausting day at work yet.

Prefers to volley code fast.

12:12AM on a Monday is probably one of the worst times to feel like its finally the weekend.

My new way of cleaning cushions. twitter.com/bamnet/status/…

one of those nights I'd like a telescope, I guess.

didn't know Real Player was still like a thing.

Didn't look forward to starting this weekend with a bad hard drive in my MBP.

Does not have the moves like Jagger.