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  1. B:Whenever I eat broom I throw up. But I love eating broom. It's delicious and fibrous 9:06 PM Dec 6th from mobile web
  2. We didnt get fed at an appropriate time so, yes we broke into the pantry, knocked over our food bin, and gorged on a massive amount of food. 4:03 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. we dont like this time change thing are ready for dinner right now. please...please....please...please 4:52 PM Nov 2nd from web
  4. nooo don't leave us. We hate it when you leave. Please only let it be for a few days and not for a whole month! Noooooooooooo! 7:38 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  5. What do you mean that's your spot? We are here waaay more than you and we say it's our spot. Now scratch my belly! 10:49 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  6. Come visit us because we love you! Pet us and we'll purr loudly. We will even aim our bellies towards you for convenient scratching. 11:45 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  7. You are not allowed to play video games. You must pet us instead. 1:03 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  8. We are so pleased that you have learned that persistent meowing means that we want more food. We will be sure to do that more often. 12:41 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  9. WE FEAR NOTHING.... except the vacuum. NOT THE VACUUM! NOOO!!!! We'll be under the bed, in the closet, or behind the computer if you need us 9:41 PM Oct 5th from Tweetie
  10. so excited about this little mouse we found. We've been taking turns chasing it around the house all night. Probably won't stop till dawn. 10:37 PM Oct 4th from Tweetie
  11. B: I woke up your computer this morning because I was searching the web for how to feed myself without having to wake you up. I swear. 10:40 AM Oct 1st from web
  12. the fact that we don't claw your eyes out while you sleep is all the appreciation you need 8:50 PM Sep 28th from Tweetie
  13. damnit @nohat when you come home your only task is to give us foodz. no going to the bathroom, no putting stuff in the dryer, JUST FEED US! 8:43 PM Sep 28th from Tweetie
  14. It is so annoying how you evict us from the bed every Sunday to change the sheets. Ughh. We're trying to take our midmorning naps here. 11:45 AM Sep 27th from Tweetie
  15. We don't care about your day. Just give us the dinrs KTHXBYE 10:03 PM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  16. We have been Furminated! 12:32 AM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  17. sorry guys, we were WAAAY too busy taking naps today to post anything to Twitter. 9:27 PM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  18. We are ready for our dinner now, KTHXBYE. Pay attention! F:Maybe if I swat at these things on your desk you'll do what I want. 6:31 PM Sep 24th from web
  19. B:Thank you for putting that nice clean shirt on the bed. It was just the thing I needed ... to sit on. 8:29 AM Sep 24th from web
  20. FEED US RIGHT NOW, @nohat! 7:57 AM Sep 24th from web