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balmerchick

  1. I feel human again after that shower. Ahhh 15 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @vtmelj @allyspeirs lol worth getting off couch and putting on a bra #tmi #buttrue about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @vtmelj yum!! @allyspeirs about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to vtmelj
  4. @allyspeirs @vtmelj made it to the store for my post race treats. twitter.com/balmerchick/st… about 14 hours ago via Camera on iOS
  5. @vtmelj u should send @nturnage on a beer run about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to vtmelj
  6. Snoring kitteh twitter.com/balmerchick/st… about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @vtmelj @allyspeirs @britishbulldog seriously I guess this means making myself semi presentable to go to beer store #ugh about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to vtmelj
  8. @allyspeirs aww thanks!!! Appreciated. @vtmelj @britishbulldog about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to allyspeirs
  9. @vtmelj me too!!! I want a beer really bad. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to vtmelj
  10. Can someone bring me a beer? Please? about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @welderchick212 yum! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to welderchick212
  12. @welderchick212 they suck about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to welderchick212
  13. @drsmitty yeah it's filling up! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to drsmitty
  14. 524. New addition to the collection. twitter.com/balmerchick/st… about 19 hours ago via Photos on iOS
  15. OMG they did not just use the song Freakazoid in a vodka commercial... #iamold about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @welderchick212 fascists staging a late afternoon rally about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @allyspeirs you're awesome. And a fashion plate! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to allyspeirs
  18. Ran 6.4 miles and felt alright. My longest run since I hurt my back and one of my doctors told me not to run anymore... bit.ly/JCREov about 21 hours ago via dailymile
  19. Post race nap 2.0. Moved to the bed. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPad