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  1. @HereIsMyHandle You shall be banished to the suburbs, playing golf with beer-gutted fathers of rich, white children. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to HereIsMyHandle
  2. I think I'm wearing Mom Jeans™. Very high-waisted. In an acid-wash pale blue. Plain stitching. Muffin-top included. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Well done with the exception of the smoker. No one likes you, cigar afficianado. Please walk across the street. Away. Then kill yourself. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. The new park opposite the old Dallas Grand is really well done. I hope it incents a developer to tackle a reno of that hotel. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @HereIsMyHandle He sings the songs that remind him of the good times. He sings the songs that remind him of the breast times. (Breast times) 12:41 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to HereIsMyHandle
  6. @louiseblack I hope you told Mitchell that he's a doll-face. I hope he's getting lots of tail from his PR stint. 6:19 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to louiseblack
  7. @louiseblack I think that woman believes Cameron Diaz is a fashion icon, and that bang was an homage to Something About Mary. 6:18 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to louiseblack
  8. @PulpAffliction It wouldn't surprise me if that's why she chose the title. Though it curls my toes, I can imagine Palin is into anal. 3:19 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to PulpAffliction
  9. @ActuallyNPH Are these pics from your blog, "Neil Patrick Harris Points at Other People"? 2:11 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to ActuallyNPH
  10. My colon is just now experiencing last night's jalepeño cheese fries, beer and cigarette. (It smokes too!) It is displeased with my choices. 4:48 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Alright, woot, I'm done with the six-slice convection oven. Move along to the things that will bring me great joy. #woot #fb 3:01 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  12. A pissed-off cat isn't the best dance partner. I hope that gash on my thumb webbing heals. 1:34 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. Oh, hell. Just one more. 1:32 PM Nov 17th from web
  14. And now I'm about to puke from the twelve disco revolutions in the office chair. 1:32 PM Nov 17th from web
  15. On continuous loop: "Hot in Herre," the Tiga remake. My booty shakin' and bald head bangin'. 1:30 PM Nov 17th from web
  16. @wowser We have few opportunities to show off our winter-wear. 10:14 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to wowser
  17. My cat is not barrel-chested. She is barrel-bellied. 10:13 AM Nov 17th from web
  18. You could tell Dallasites were excited by the first cold day of fall. Everyone had their new sweaters on. 4:30 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. @thefaceboy KUrosawa. Sorry. 12:27 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to thefaceboy
  20. @thefaceboy Like Kirosawa I make mad films. 'K I don't make films. But if I did, they'd have a samurai. 12:26 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to thefaceboy