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  1. likes @machinegun30's chest foliage
  2. I've had heartburn for three or four hours now. I had no idea I even possessed the required equipment!
  3. @machinegun30 The Grown Man & The Emoticon: A Story of Failure.
  4. Celebrate America by celebrating the end of prohibition!
  5. @rs27 maybe you'll meet a girl and y'all can date for like, the whole summer probably
  6. I just killed a wasp! Valhalla, I am coming!!
  7. @bksurviving Do you know what I saw at Target the other day? ED HARDY SCHOOL SUPPLIES. I weep for our nation's future.
  8. @WordyNinja After, of course.
  9. Why does this doctor's office ALWAYS play Chet Baker? Now I want to jump out the window and plummet to my death.
  10. So, I was thinking about Free Willy and how was that kid not scared? A GIANT WHALE FLEW OVER HIS HEAD.
  11. Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone
  12. Which would have been cool if I could have walked off into the sunset while Texas burned behind me. Man. Now I wish that were the case.
  13. It's raining in Texas. I am pleased because it has been so hot here that I worried the state would burst into flames.
  14. @Lbluca77 won't that also make a fetus grow really fast?
  15. If I pour Miracle Grow on my head, will my hair grow? Because I'm fucking sick of having short hair that I can't flip around.
  16. @WordyNinja I kind of enjoyed that.
  17. Jay-Z is a trending topic and honestly for a minute I was worried that meant he had died.
  18. I dont know how I feel about footballs. They are weird and their shape is not found in nature.
  19. Reading Bukowski in bed. Today is Self-Loathing Sunday!
  20. @machinegun30 same ole city with a different name