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bakeanddestroy

  1. @Harvey_S Oh god. That makes me hide my face behind this pizza pillow. via.me/-1h1qnno
  2. Just saw an ad for the Justice Coin. Google it if you feel like being embarrassed on behalf of the entire USA.
  3. Hey @inkedmag that's me in the Cuddle You So Hard shirt on ur FB page. You should add a link to my site to the caption! BakeandDestroy.com
  4. RT @killtaker: @bakeanddestroy whaaaaa? You're like a hot santa claus! <-- new business card!
  5. @killtaker You also have a pair of hamburger socks headed your way.
  6. @CmPunkWhiteGluz I have a few. 2 Minutes to Midnight is one. Run to the Hills was my wedding song.
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  8. Sunscreen in my eyes. Great. I hate outside.
  9. @LethalLaserKJ That sounds like a plan.
  10. @LethalLaserKJ Bleh, too much sun!
  11. @NyxxMorgan I just consider it a daily reminder of how much smarter than most people I am. ;) #PMA
  12. Photo: My huge kid throwin’ rocks. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZQz0txMGlUNu
  13. RT @RMS_PUNK: @bakeanddestroy please! don't misbehave understanding!! sweetheart<3 <-- this is what I deal with
  14. Photo: mookingbird: Mine would read, “I’m a cunt. Here’s cake.” #notsorry tmblr.co/ZQz0txMGbvfy
  15. @kellypeloza I think they keep Sabbath hours.
  16. @LuckECupcake I don't think you understand how lazy I am.
  17. @catsnotdogs47 I didn't compete, I was a judge.
  18. @RMS_PUNK Use your Google machine if you really can't live without knowing.