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  1. @youngamerican Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton?
  2. @youngamerican Andrew WK?
  3. I neglected my caffeine intake all morning and now I'm stuck desperately to get back on track.
  4. Sarah woke up with a voice three octaves below mine. I'd laugh if it wasn't so emasculating.
  5. Things aren't going so well at poker. Anyone know what the going rate of a first born is?
  6. Alright, I may be a bit down, but I think I can win back my wedding ring with this hand.
  7. Off to play poker. Don't tell Sarah, but I'm bringing the deed, you know, just in case.
  8. Went straight from giving blood to getting a flu shot. Now I'm all set to get nauseous and pass out at my desk.
  9. I'm in training all week, which means in addition to the main course, I get a side of Computer 101 with a liberal sprinkling of bad jokes.
  10. The boy at the store didn't understand how knock-knock jokes work and his mother didn't understand how not laughing at bad jokes works.
  11. @adamisacson Maybe they meant "Hole Foods," as in food intended to be consumed in a cave? Like in the days before Cheetos?
  12. Don't worry, the knife is plenty sharp, but dinner now contains a lot more iron than planned.
  13. Imagine your desk is a driveway covered with 3 feet of snow and instead of a snowshovel you have a teaspoon. Welcome to my day.
  14. @lisaoates married life is good. Getting settled after a crazy summer.
  15. @lisaoates, @jessjag I'm the Justin Bajema you know. I don't know who @JustinBajema is.
  16. The long weekend means I'm one day behind, but I'm also one day closer to not caring.
  17. @JessJag, @lisaoates JustinBajema isn't me.
  18. Trying to get my water foul to stand in a straight line.
  19. Sarah and I are in a Bavarian tourist town. Had the schnitzel last night, trying to avoid lederhosen today. Also, yodelling.
  20. Driving across the mountains with Sarah this afternoon, which means hours of me making bad puns and her not laughing.