bajema
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@ Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton?
12:52 PM Sep 29th, 2009
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in reply to youngamerican
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@ Andrew WK?
12:46 PM Sep 29th, 2009
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in reply to youngamerican
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I neglected my caffeine intake all morning and now I'm stuck desperately to get back on track.
1:51 PM Sep 28th, 2009
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Sarah woke up with a voice three octaves below mine. I'd laugh if it wasn't so emasculating.
12:28 PM Sep 26th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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Things aren't going so well at poker. Anyone know what the going rate of a first born is?
9:20 PM Sep 25th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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Alright, I may be a bit down, but I think I can win back my wedding ring with this hand.
8:49 PM Sep 25th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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Off to play poker. Don't tell Sarah, but I'm bringing the deed, you know, just in case.
7:10 PM Sep 25th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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Went straight from giving blood to getting a flu shot. Now I'm all set to get nauseous and pass out at my desk.
12:51 PM Sep 24th, 2009
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I'm in training all week, which means in addition to the main course, I get a side of Computer 101 with a liberal sprinkling of bad jokes.
8:36 PM Sep 16th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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The boy at the store didn't understand how knock-knock jokes work and his mother didn't understand how not laughing at bad jokes works.
3:15 PM Sep 12th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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@ Maybe they meant "Hole Foods," as in food intended to be consumed in a cave? Like in the days before Cheetos?
2:56 PM Sep 11th, 2009
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in reply to adamisacson
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Don't worry, the knife is plenty sharp, but dinner now contains a lot more iron than planned.
8:41 PM Sep 10th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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Imagine your desk is a driveway covered with 3 feet of snow and instead of a snowshovel you have a teaspoon. Welcome to my day.
12:15 PM Sep 10th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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@ married life is good. Getting settled after a crazy summer.
12:14 PM Sep 10th, 2009
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in reply to lisaoates
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@, @ I'm the Justin Bajema you know. I don't know who @ is.
4:52 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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in reply to lisaoates
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The long weekend means I'm one day behind, but I'm also one day closer to not caring.
3:54 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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@, @ JustinBajema isn't me.
3:44 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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Trying to get my water foul to stand in a straight line.
8:36 AM Sep 9th, 2009
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Sarah and I are in a Bavarian tourist town. Had the schnitzel last night, trying to avoid lederhosen today. Also, yodelling.
10:43 AM Sep 5th, 2009
from Birdhouse
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Driving across the mountains with Sarah this afternoon, which means hours of me making bad puns and her not laughing.
8:53 AM Sep 4th, 2009
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