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  1. My wife ordering breakfast in Italy: "Prego my Eggo!" Stay classy Sarah.
  2. According to this Italian newsstand, American interests are as follows: guns, telescopes, cars, model trains, and boats.
  3. People you don't expect to see in Europe: door to door Mormons and that Peruvian band from the county fair.
  4. Italy reduced: pasta, wine, popped collars.
  5. I asked Sarah why pigeons move their heads when they walk. "Why do you move your arms when you walk?" she responded. Touché Sarah, touché.
  6. I was told there was great Italian food here in Italy, but I can't find an Olive Garden anywhere.
  7. Greece is crazy. I can't decide if these signs are all complex physics problems or convoluted fraternities.
  8. Heading to Europe for a few weeks on Friday. Here's hoping the US can hold it together while I'm gone.
  9. Playing my first rock'n roll show in years. They still wear fingerless gloves, right?
  10. Forgot my wallet today so I've resorted to bartering. Apparently you can't get a cup of coffee for two pens and a handful of paper clips.
  11. Judging by all the blue Priuses I saw today, Oprah is in town and feeling guilty about all the driving she made us do for that free chicken.
  12. Of course when someone says they hate flying, it's just too good of a setup. You can't not to go off on how much you love world traveling.
  13. We get it, you've traveled the world twice over. I'm not at your table and even I'd rather you get back to your English language soapbox.
  14. _Really_ impressed by the 3 guys in here looking at blurry pictures of themselves doing wheelies on motocycles. That stuff is pure gold.
  15. Donated to @youngamerican today to bring Nutsy back to life and make @hodgman pay. Also, Jesse is fantastically awesome.
  16. Flyer at eye doctor says 9 in 10 kids prefer Transition Lenses. Either they wish it was the 90s or @ylnt has a lot of younger listeners.
  17. According to Gladwell's Corollary, if you don't spend 10,000 hours doing something, you'll have lots of time to drink beer with friends.
  18. The IT guy sent an email telling us to keep our food and drink away from our keyboards, lest we spill. I'm hiding my scissors & markers.
  19. Looked at my 401(k) balance for the first time in months. Looks like I'd have been better off using my money to light cigars.
  20. I was unsure when Sarah told me she'd been using Olive Garden ads to plan for our trip to Europe, but then I remembered the breadsticks.