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- My wife ordering breakfast in Italy: "Prego my Eggo!" Stay classy Sarah.12:27 PM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
- According to this Italian newsstand, American interests are as follows: guns, telescopes, cars, model trains, and boats.1:58 PM Jul 7th from Birdhouse
- People you don't expect to see in Europe: door to door Mormons and that Peruvian band from the county fair.7:52 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- Italy reduced: pasta, wine, popped collars.11:03 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- I asked Sarah why pigeons move their heads when they walk. "Why do you move your arms when you walk?" she responded. Touché Sarah, touché.11:36 AM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- I was told there was great Italian food here in Italy, but I can't find an Olive Garden anywhere.12:30 AM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Greece is crazy. I can't decide if these signs are all complex physics problems or convoluted fraternities.12:32 PM Jun 15th from Birdhouse
- Heading to Europe for a few weeks on Friday. Here's hoping the US can hold it together while I'm gone.4:45 PM Jun 8th from web
- Playing my first rock'n roll show in years. They still wear fingerless gloves, right?3:38 PM May 30th from Birdhouse
- Forgot my wallet today so I've resorted to bartering. Apparently you can't get a cup of coffee for two pens and a handful of paper clips.11:19 AM May 27th from web
- Judging by all the blue Priuses I saw today, Oprah is in town and feeling guilty about all the driving she made us do for that free chicken.8:12 PM May 25th from Birdhouse
- Of course when someone says they hate flying, it's just too good of a setup. You can't not to go off on how much you love world traveling.12:37 PM May 19th from Birdhouse
- We get it, you've traveled the world twice over. I'm not at your table and even I'd rather you get back to your English language soapbox.12:32 PM May 19th from Birdhouse
- _Really_ impressed by the 3 guys in here looking at blurry pictures of themselves doing wheelies on motocycles. That stuff is pure gold.12:48 PM May 18th from Birdhouse
- Donated to @youngamerican today to bring Nutsy back to life and make @hodgman pay. Also, Jesse is fantastically awesome.1:35 PM May 15th from web
- Flyer at eye doctor says 9 in 10 kids prefer Transition Lenses. Either they wish it was the 90s or @ylnt has a lot of younger listeners.2:54 PM May 12th from Birdhouse
- According to Gladwell's Corollary, if you don't spend 10,000 hours doing something, you'll have lots of time to drink beer with friends.12:53 PM May 12th from Birdhouse
- The IT guy sent an email telling us to keep our food and drink away from our keyboards, lest we spill. I'm hiding my scissors & markers.12:35 PM May 12th from Birdhouse
- Looked at my 401(k) balance for the first time in months. Looks like I'd have been better off using my money to light cigars.8:48 AM May 12th from web
- I was unsure when Sarah told me she'd been using Olive Garden ads to plan for our trip to Europe, but then I remembered the breadsticks.8:49 PM May 11th from Birdhouse
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