bajema
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Answering your phone during a meeting is risky. You'll sink or swim based on your ringtone. Choose wisely.
11:11 AM Nov 5th
from web
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So we've been saving daylight since March an all we get is an extra hour of sleep tonight?
5:48 PM Oct 31st
from Birdhouse
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@ That sounds a bit too modest for Halloween.
3:57 PM Oct 31st
from Birdfeed
in reply to brianjager
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Spent the morning finishing the mixing on the Tount album. Here's a taste of what's to come:
12:08 PM Oct 31st
from Birdhouse
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Sarah and I took our first trip to Costco. We managed to escape with just a case of wool socks and five gallons of mustard.
9:49 PM Oct 30th
from Birdhouse
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- Celebrate. Good times. Come on!
9:28 PM Oct 30th
from TwitPic
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Cat ears and a tail? I guess no one told you that the only acceptable costume in this office is 'employee without a sense of humor.'
9:13 AM Oct 30th
from web
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I'm getting a jump start on Halloween by dressing up as 'man asleep at desk' at work today.
7:21 AM Oct 30th
from web
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I can't say my fancy new pencil has made me any more productive, but I am doodling a lot more during meetings.
8:14 AM Oct 28th
from web
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There are floppy disk cases in our recently restocked supply closet. I'm now half expecting hitching posts when they repave the parking lot.
3:15 PM Oct 27th
from web
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I had lunch today, but I wouldn't exactly call it a party.
6:33 PM Oct 22nd
from Birdhouse
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I ran into a uniformed flight attendant at the coffee shop today. I asked about the in-flight movie and she directed me to the exits.
1:57 PM Oct 22nd
from web
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Coffee, cold pizza, and CSPAN. Hello Sunday morning.
7:57 AM Oct 18th
from Birdhouse
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"I have an idea for a pet birthing center" I told Sarah.
She stared at me in silence.
"I'm calling it Pregnant Paws."
7:45 PM Oct 14th
from Birdhouse
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@ Perhaps I was rash to let a misinformed t-shirt squelch my spirit of invention.
10:00 PM Oct 12th
from Birdfeed
in reply to o1mnikent
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"If it has wheels or a skirt you're gonna have problems" reads a fellow patron's shirt." My rolling christmas tree stand idea is dashed.
1:08 PM Oct 12th
from web
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To be fair to Reverend Moore, I'm sure you could make a connection between that no good dancing teen and the Devil in less than seven steps.
8:54 PM Oct 6th
from Birdhouse
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Coworker has a barrel of monkeys at his desk. I'm no monkey expert, but a barrel of booze might be slightly better for dealing with stress.
12:15 PM Oct 5th
from Birdhouse
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If you were you a park ranger on horseback, I'd forgive the hat. But you're an engineer sitting in a desk chair. Hang it up.
10:47 AM Oct 5th
from web
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Who exactly was the Mazda Protégé's mentor?
6:09 PM Oct 1st
from Birdhouse
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