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  1. @quiteswimmingly paula deen is so high on dairy she has no idea what decade it is...let alone that a ham hit her in the face
  2. apparently i love to close the door in bathrooms before turning on the light then feel the walls like jodie foster in silence of the lambs
  3. massive attack of the clones #starwarsbandnames
  4. cowboy mouth of the sarlaac #starwarsbandnames
  5. May the force be with U2 #starwarsbandnames
  6. jedi knightranger #starwarsbandnames
  7. dagobah system of a down #starwarsbandnames
  8. @scottrevo i do like her. thanks!
  9. RT @BorowitzReport I hope the terrorists lose their court cases - otherwise, the terrorists win.
  10. ive got a pocket full of rubbers and my homies do too...mostly because we never get to use them #bleakraplyrics
  11. @janeshephard idlewild pres hosts a thanksgiving meal and welcomes volunteers
  12. @zachiroth as david berman said "i was hospitalized for approaching perfection"
  13. @metooiguana @pbarb @billydalto fondue the right thing #filmplusfood
  14. @metooiguana @pbarb @billydalto children of men-astroni #filmplusfood
  15. @metooiguana @pbarb @billydalto there will be blood sausage #filmplusfood
  16. @metooiguana @pbarb @billydalto serpent and the rainbow sherbert
  17. RT @pauliophonic Fight Club Sandwich #filmplusfood
  18. hawaiian punch drunk love #filmplusfood
  19. leonard part six pack #filmplusfood
  20. milk shake #filmplusfood