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- @weselec you win.about 3 hours ago from web in reply to weselec
- Just woke up, missing my pants, and all I can think about is when they ate Eddie in Rocky Horror Picture Show, did he taste like meatloaf.about 4 hours ago from web
- I hate when people do this.about 4 hours ago from web
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY @CALIFMOM! I HOPE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU GET TO SLEEP. OMG HOW WEIRD WOULD THAT BE? (answer: really weird.)about 17 hours ago from web
- @srslainey I think @beep does the best one. beep.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to srslainey
- I'm such a big fan of bad pun jokes it's not even funny.about 24 hours ago from web
- @dascola aaand my life is over. Thanks @frostinglickr, I know you had this planned.2:47 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to dascola
- @biorhythmist hey! I was alive then!1:33 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to biorhythmist
- The worst part of eating too much ice cream is running out of ice cream.
And obesity, but I didn't want to be all "first world problemy".1:24 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @frageelay unfollow.1:22 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
- @tweeteorites if it's not too much to ask, enable my timelines, pretty please.1:16 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- I survived 12:34:56 07/08/09.1:03 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- I sure hope you're all following @jessabelle2o7.7:50 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- @franktheguy Don't forget your fixed gear bike, Joy Division t-shirt and a case or irony. See you soon!5:44 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to franktheguy
- @TheInfamousGdub Kites are really lousy trash bags, too.4:51 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to TheInfamousGdub
- Planning my wedding, as imaginarally.2:28 PM Jul 7th from web
- @Tony_D I have a $5 Best Buy giftcard, you know, in case you want to grab some gum on your way out.1:26 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to Tony_D
- @tams77 you're obviously not reading between the lines.6:54 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to tams77
- This guy next to me smells so bad. I wonder what he's doing later.6:38 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- @scottsimpson Yeah, I think it's called "Menstruatia", ask your wife for details.4:02 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to scottsimpson
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