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  1. "Looks like we have a heckler in the audience! Why don't I take off my head and remove my brain, and we'll start out as equals, huh?" about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Tai Chi In The Park Guy totally just beat up Even Slower Moving Guy. about 15 hours ago from web
  3. The worst part about being a straight girl is not being able to make jokes about doing your mom. Which I did last night. Ok nevermind. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. RT @andyn: If being bored was a lucrative career, I would _so_ be retired by now. 4:33 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. If the energy I spent trying to figure people out burned calories, I'd be skinny by now. 8:20 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. I think it's time I told my cats they're adopted. 10:36 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  7. @clapifyoulikeme Wobbled. You wobbled off 666 calories. Also, satanist. 8:29 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to clapifyoulikeme
  8. Sorry I called your daughter a drunk. In my defense, she's only 8, so she probably isn't. 2:34 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. I thought you loved when a hostile conversation turned into ripping each other's clothes off? My mistake, officer. 12:27 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. Well, I wasn't named after a college graduate with a job, I was named after alcohol, mom. 6:44 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. The greatest trick the vacuum ever pulled was convincing the world that shooting stuff all over the place was "cleaning it up". 5:28 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. You're cute in a baby bird that isn't cute at all, it's actually kind of creepy, sort of way. 4:46 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. @MikeGruz I wonder if the FDA will check to see if there's something in the laundry detergent. After I take this nap. 3:19 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to MikeGruz
  14. Scientists really need to get to work on this doing laundry and extreme fatigue correlation. 1:26 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  15. @mdigcat I knew someone would call me out on that! By "car" I meant "cat" and I think they're broken because they sleep all day. 10:59 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to mdigcat
  16. The 'check engine' light isn't turning on in my car and I'm pretty sure that's what's wrong with it. 10:15 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. I just ripped my headphone out of my ear, so naturally I'm going to kill the first person I see. 3:24 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  18. @Just_Alison I love you. 9:56 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to Just_Alison
  19. Lady, I'm sure if you stare at the train tracks a little more the train will come sooner and crap it worked. 3:34 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  20. I AM @MEETINGGUY. 1:23 PM Nov 18th from web