bahdum
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Fact: When you need to fart, and you think you're alone, you are always mistaken. Always.
about 7 hours ago
via TweetCaster for Android
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Fundamentalist Christians get offended when told they came from intelligent hominids, but love being told they came from dirt.
about 12 hours ago
via web
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Don't let Newt get anywhere near Smart Ass Cripple and his Mind-Controlled Wheelchair.
about 12 hours ago
via SocialOomph
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@ I bet he had to change his shorts after he wrote it, if you know what I mean.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to hemantmehta
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Christian bigot @ talks about a gay couple sharing "a perverted male-to-male kiss" - in public, no less!:
about 11 hours ago
via Twuffer
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Sure, you can follow real politicians on Twitter. But the people impersonating them are so much more entertaining:
about 17 hours ago
via SocialFlow
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New video: Bristol Palin Failin' @ :)
8:01 PM May 24th
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"In this case, the medical profession was more right than the Church." -Luiz Ignacio Lula da Silva, Pres. of Brazil.
6:46 PM May 24th
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And now, caviar. @
11:32 AM May 24th
via GetGlue.com
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Today's episode starts off with Guinness. @
11:02 AM May 24th
via GetGlue.com
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@ TNG cast (virtual) dancing, but no Wesley. How 'bout an Electric Slide, at least for the fans?
12:12 AM May 24th
via web
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I celebrated the American Idol finale by watching some fresh cheese develop mold.
8:07 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Dear God, it was just an apple. Don't shit a brick." Sincerely, Humanity.
4:34 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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I wish more members of the would rely on God's healing powers to cure them when they're seriously ill instead of using modern medicine!
12:35 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPad
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And that last comma was meant to be a period. Total tweet fail.
8:30 PM May 22nd
via web
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7,000,
8:29 PM May 22nd
via web
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Used a new reusable K-cup coffee filter. Ground whole beans and waited for coffee goodness. I was disappointed.
8:29 PM May 22nd
via web
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Oh, crap. "Ancient Aliens" on H2. My forehead is sore from all the facepalming.
8:24 PM May 22nd
via web
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@ Wow, Schlafly sounds like a dunderheaded idiot. I think he put on his biblical glasses a little too tight.
7:48 PM May 22nd
via web
in reply to mikeyhatesit
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- Name Darth Sarcastus
- Location San Joaquin Valley, California
- Web http://bahdum.blo...
- Bio I am Darth Sarcastus. I'm also a skeptic, humanist, atheist, and science junkie. Also, Science-Fiction geek. :) Did I mention bookworm? That's kinda important.
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