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TwopTwips DAVID CAMERON. Remember to leave the NHS eye clinics intact for when everyone starts brewing moonshine. (via @Johnny_Two_Dogs) 12:15 PM Mar 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by bafjohnson and 199 others
@SonosSupport Bottom part of the touchscreen (and top) just don't seem to work. Rest of it works fine. Driving me mad! :-) 1:01 PM Mar 23rd via web in reply to SonosSupport
@SonosSupport Hello there, have a problem with my CR200 in UK. Touchscreen a bit on the blink. What should I do? (It's 2yrs old) 11:07 AM Mar 23rd via web
@socialsprout @GoreHotel I shall make sure i stay there next time I'm in London. :-) 11:05 AM Mar 23rd via web in reply to socialsprout
@Sonos Hey there, i'm in the UK, the touchscreen has stopped working on my CR200. How can I get it fixed? It's 2yrs old. Thanks! 10:59 AM Mar 23rd via web
Apple Store is down!!!!1one #Apple #Keynote #iPad3 7:23 AM Mar 7th via Tweet Button
sriramk If I were an Apple employee, I'd troll Mac websites with weird HTTP user agent headers from the corporate network. "OMG, a 200 inch iPad!" 3:10 PM Mar 2nd via web Retweeted by bafjohnson and 775 others
@danlesac All bills, or just your own? You can sort out my gas bill if you like! ;-) 1:02 AM Mar 3rd via web in reply to danlesac
@TechHub I'm in the mobile world, not putting myself forward to kick off the discussion - but I'd love to attend. Not a Techhub member tho. 12:33 AM Mar 3rd via web in reply to TechHub
Really needs to use this twitter account more. Yes, I have more than one. Bad me! 12:26 AM Mar 3rd via web
@evarley I wonder if I could ask for a tiny bit of advice via email, if so what's your email address! I promise the question is interesting! 12:25 AM Mar 3rd via web
@Sercko Milk? I want to give him a framed copy to hang in the bar! Cheers! 7:09 AM Feb 22nd via web
@Sercko Hello! Don't suppose you could email me a high-res version of the photo of Tim Hooper from your article on <cont> 7:08 AM Feb 22nd via web
@beardyman @Lawrencenichol And strangely the noise you make when you have your balls slammed in a car door - sounds just like Coldplay 3:09 AM Feb 22nd via web in reply to beardyman
@JamieWillcox Cool - I will see you there! Please feel free to screw up with the gravy again! ;-) 8:56 AM Feb 7th via web in reply to JamieWillcox
@JamieWillcox You asked me something about a projector the other day - I'll be in again later... so can sort it out then! 8:54 AM Feb 7th via web
Realised I've not logged into my personal twitter account for months. Must rectify that. 6:46 AM Feb 7th via web
Merry Christmas one and all. 1:21 PM Dec 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twit twoo! 1:11 PM Dec 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Christmas is nearly here! yfrog.com/hsmafoaj 6:12 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®