BadToVerse
-
3 cheers for Wogan! Hurray!/He’s doffed his breakfast toupée/But, thank heavens!/Next up, Chris Evans…/I’ll tune in to Thought For the Day
1:32 AM Dec 18th
from web
-
X-Factor? RATM? We’ll see/“For Xmas I want a new Wii”/(My letter to Santa)/He replied with banter:/“Fuck you! I won’t do what you tell me!”
2:51 AM Dec 17th
from web
-
Closing down! Closing down! Closing down!/ £16bn to bail out G Brown/He’s shown the way/Now will MPs repay/Expenses? Um, no. Cue big frown
5:58 AM Oct 12th
from web
-
National Poetry Day!/For heroes we shout, ‘Hooray!/Truth and beauty!’/Let’s not be snooty/Pam Ayres for laureate, whaddya say?!
3:56 AM Oct 8th
from web
-
Labour’s Lost It, thanks to Murdoch/‘Hero’ Gordon in state of shock/The Sun did for he/& no tits on Page 3/Just Cameron, the big Tory ****
9:42 AM Sep 30th
from web
-
So Gordon is up for a bout/On TV with Dave he will shout/And maybe Clegg too/But how best to do?/My suggestion: like Total Wipeout
1:41 AM Sep 29th
from web
-
Gordon denied that he’s blue/Or takes pills to help him through/But Mr Brown/No need to frown/Thanks to you we’re all on them too
7:41 AM Sep 28th
from web
-
The Lost Symbol, how exciting!/Dan Brown’s latest, enlightening!/It’s about a man/Who uncovers a plan/To kill literature with lousy writing!
12:08 AM Sep 16th
from web
-
Tired of map and toothcomb?/Dylan’s satnav will help you to roam/You’ll be fine/With Bob’s nasal whine/Singing there’s no direction home
1:00 AM Aug 25th
from web
-
40 years ago today/Neil’s ‘small step’ paved the way/For men on Moon/Let’s hope that soon/There’ll be more… Gordon Brown, one way.
3:54 AM Jul 20th
from web
-
Satire dead! Boat-rocking titch/Survived? I’m starting to twitch/Excuse disruption/As I flee corruption/To land of free and… er… Blagojevich
12:16 AM Jun 19th
from web
-
MPs were angry and blunt/When they gave Michael Martin the shunt/But on last day/It’s hip hip hooray!/We’ll miss you, you wonderful DELETED
12:35 AM Jun 18th
from web
-
50p to make Britain great/No more the dial-up and wait/Won’t it be grand/When we’re all broadband/Tweeting “Death to Gordon, the dictat…or”?
11:59 PM Jun 16th
from web
-
Dear Gordon, Re inquiry shame/Let me help with laying the blame/Not a mystery/“Judged by history”/You backed him… Ooh, what was his name?!
12:33 AM Jun 16th
from web
-
Hustings for new Speaker to keep/Order order in MP dung heap/Someone with power/To pelt ‘em with flour/Squirt water and squeak… Vote Sweep!
2:17 AM Jun 15th
from web
-
Week Review: “POLITICS” *fail*/Duffy’s pome, like PM, makes us wail/Sorry Blears begged/Herr Griffin egged/Swine flu: You OK? You look pale…
11:50 PM Jun 12th
from web
-
Swine flu! Soon we’ll be sniffin’/Coughin’ & wheezin’ & stiffin’/Who’ll be 1st/Boxed up & hearsed?/Please God, let it be Nick Griffin!
1:42 AM Jun 12th
from web
-
Tube halted from Barnet to Morden/But who, truth, has been hoardin’?/Boris or Bob Crow?/Only one way to know/Let Met give ‘em waterboardin’!
3:33 AM Jun 11th
from web
-
Ramsay in land of @ goose with his sexist bitchin’/Down under blunder/Made PM thunder/“**** off and get back in kitchen!”
12:38 AM Jun 10th
from web
-
New Cabinet met, it was brisk, it/Was silly of Gordon to risk it/Lost PM’s throne/To Mandy, who drone/“Fetch my tea and my fucking biscuit!”
7:19 AM Jun 9th
from web
|
- Name News Doggerel!
- Location London, England
- Web http://simon.litt...
- Bio Twimericks political, cultural / Both comedic and poetical / Like A. Motion / But intention / ...al, This is News Doggerel!
|
