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  1. a picture of an ankle located on your ankle
  2. a portrait of Jimmy Carter, with the text ONE TERM PRESIDENT
  3. an orangutan laying in a hammock, with "just chillin' " written in olde english font
  4. A portrait of Bigfoot--"I'm right here!"
  5. The Vice Presidential nominees joyfully have a snowball fight in the front yard while the Presidential nominees drink hot coco on the porch
  6. anything Garfield.
  7. a bald eagle superimposed on an American flag surrounded by a barbed wire heart.
  8. three lobsters playing poker in a pot of boiling water-one of them is "breaking the 4th wall" and winking seductively at the tattoo observer
  9. A native American and a wolf outside of area 51 giving each other serious looks...there is a space ship in the sky above the compound
  10. a portrait of your own face, on your chest, looking up at your head with disgust
  11. a red white and green silhouette of Italy with "I'm not Italian" underneath (bonus points if you are Italian)
  12. an elaborate and beautiful half sleeve representing the major gods of Egyptian mythology--in the font Papyrus the words "Egypt Sux"
  13. A tattoo of a calculator watch that spells out 8008135 located anywhere but your wrist
  14. A snake eating its own tail, with "pwnd!1" underneath it
  15. the words "Sans Serif" in serif font
  16. the words "marco" and "polo" on each of your feet
  17. A vampire biting the neck of a werewolf, and text in the font "creeper" reads "what now asshole"
  18. A gun shooting lollypops instead of bullets, and on the lollypops are portraits of Lil Wayne and 3 6 Mafia...underneath reads "lollypop 08"
  19. Portrait of Shia LeBeouf and Rhianna, with a scroll underneath that reads "Disturbia". (a reference to the movie and song of the same name)