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  3. Bad Pandas break suicide pacts.
  4. Bad Pandas will rebel against whatever you’ve got.
  5. Bad Pandas don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
  6. Bad Pandas can get that for you wholesale.
  7. Bad Pandas help little old ladies halfway across the street.
  8. Bad Pandas couldn’t care less, but they’re willing to try.
  9. Bad Pandas have forgotten already.
  10. Bad Pandas eat crackers in bed.
  11. Bad Pandas take the cake.
  12. Bad Pandas split infinitives.
  13. Bad Pandas stack the deck.
  14. Bad Pandas cook the books.
  15. Bad Pandas laugh behind your back.
  16. Bad Pandas have sticky fingers.
  17. Bad Pandas double dip.
  18. Bad Pandas spike the punch.
  19. Bad Pandas are like good pandas, only worse.
  20. Bad Pandas call for your daughter at odd hours.