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  1. @PottyMouthCon Dude are you OK?Srsly.
  2. @vafelicity Oh it's not that; another mysterious issue causing odors yadda yadda. Sick of this bullshit already.
  3. @abigvictory That's just funny right there.
  4. I've unfollowed so many people my timeline doesn't move anymore. Oh well.
  5. Everything gets back to a $3 wax toilet ring if you believe incompetent plumbers, which I don't.
  6. @Susskins OK, normally I would laugh at that witty remark but I'm busy being pissed. Let me be pissy and enjoy it, damn you man.
  7. I am surrounded by IDIOTS this morning. They are starting to DAMAGE MY CALM.
  8. No you assholes, we don't need full-body screening, more bureaucracy. We need PROFILING, a/k/a common sense. DAMMIT! http://is.gd/5FyU0
  9. I am about to lose my cool with some plumbers.
  10. Fuckeritos! Hello to my new followers! You know who you are.
  11. Twitter is not giving me my full ration of tweets tonight.
  12. RT @kirkfox: They sd POST GRAD was shown on the flight the guy tried to blow up. I can't help but wonder if he lit himself during my scene.
  13. Those homicide bombers are NEVER gonna score with chix. http://twitpic.com/voacf
  14. At dinner there were four HOs -- four skanky ass HOs! -- at the next table. Pizza place in a nice mall. Weird. #hosgottaeattoo
  15. @tweet_fail Why yes. Yes I do. Heh.
  16. RT @andylevy: I'll always remember where I was when I heard the news that a friend of the Obama family suffered a minor injury. || Hold me.
  17. RT @PottyMouthCon: My retrospective: 2009 started pretty fucking shitty when BHO took office; got progressively fucking worse. The end.||FTW
  18. @PottyMouthCon Yeah you need those polar ones they sell. Look swell with your Borat thong.
  19. @PottyMouthCon They've got some very cool designs on the website.
  20. @PottyMouthCon I'm wearing my buttfloss leotard for my eworkout. Just FYI.