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  1. @naptimewriting dropped a fireplace shovel on my toe this am. Pain got worse all day and i couldn't sleep. Hurt so bad. 11:08 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific in reply to naptimewriting
  2. Glaring and the sizing up of injuries seems to be an intricate part of ER waiting room culture tonight. That and pretty blue barf buckets. 9:24 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  3. @countryfried me too, but it's not looking good. You're so lucky to be home right now! 9:20 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific in reply to countryfried
  4. @siobhanvivian yeah, it sucks. Usually I try not to complain, but tonight I'm treating myself to a little pity. 9:18 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific in reply to siobhanvivian
  5. In the ER with a really busted toe. Haven't felt this kind of pain since my last kidney stone. Damn that fireplace shovel. 8:59 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  6. in case you're wondering, dropping the corner of a fireplace shovel on your toenail hurts. really, really bad. and then turns things blue. 5:19 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. sitting in front of a fire creating a photo book for my daughter's 2nd birthday http://www.blurb.com/ 6:16 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. The smell of chocolate chip cookies baking in the oven led to Nat King Cole which led to the Christmas decorations. I blame Betty Crocker. 8:58 AM Nov 11th from web
  9. eating chocolate chip cookie dough behind my kids' backs on a rainy day. mmmmm 6:39 AM Nov 11th from web
  10. making chocolate chip cookie dough on a rainy day. mmmmm 6:34 AM Nov 11th from web
  11. loving the moments of being needed. (even though the hours leading up to it all pretty much piss me off.) http://wp.me/pd2DN-2cQ 5:23 AM Nov 11th from web
  12. message in a bottle thrown from time out: "I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE THE WORST MOMMY IN THE WORLD FOR PUTTING ME IN MY ROOM!" 4:13 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. the top ten reasons cold weather can kiss my ass http://wp.me/pd2DN-2ck 5:16 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. when the kid turns the camera on you, interesting things happen http://wp.me/pd2DN-2bP 4:40 AM Nov 6th from web
  15. why did I send the Halloween candy to work with my husband? WHY? 12:18 PM Nov 5th from web
  16. Accidental breakfast for dinner 1:39 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific
  17. singin' a little Bein' Green on this chilly morning...http://wp.me/pd2DN-2b5 5:22 AM Nov 4th from web
  18. now that it's getting darker out earlier, be sure to close the shades before dancing to make your kids eat their freakin' dinner 1:58 PM Nov 3rd from web
  19. sometimes doing what's best for your family means going to Starbucks and buying everyone their own special morning drink. 5:10 AM Nov 3rd from web
  20. If a deuce falls in a diaper and mom doesn't "notice" it either, does that mean it never happened? http://wp.me/pd2DN-29O 11:42 AM Nov 2nd from web