badcandymark
- Oregon Country Fair was strange; I've never been surrounded by so many hippies without wanting to kill anyone. I may have even had fun.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
- Incredible weekend with Clara. The optimist is speechless. The pessimist wonders what the catch is, but he should shut the fuck up for once.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- @mpattee Aw, man, that's so sad. My condolences, Mike.1:06 PM Jul 9th from DestroyTwitter in reply to mpattee
- GoDaddy just called to try to upsell my endlessboner.com registration. The guy laughed for two minutes after reading my domain name aloud.11:40 AM Jul 9th from DestroyTwitter
- Apparently "dr. mark mahoney" is the 27th highest ranked search term people use to find weareinstrument.com. I knew that PhD would pay off.4:20 PM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
- My friend @mikula and I are going to do three scenes for http://starwarsuncut.com. He got the very last scene! Let me know if you can help.2:43 PM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
- Finally allowed to annouce the launch of my lastest project at Instrument: http://www.giro.com. Huzzah!11:28 AM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
- I know what you're asking yourself: "I wonder who owns the endlessboner.com domain?" Let me save you a whois: as of five minutes ago, I DO.9:34 AM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
- The next month of work will suck REAL bad. I knew I should have followed my dream of becoming a street-smart hustler with a heart of gold.5:39 PM Jul 7th from DestroyTwitter
- @mathewfoster Congrats on vcr100.com! Beautiful site!10:04 AM Jul 7th from DestroyTwitter in reply to mathewfoster
- News flash: Wu Tang Clan are still not something to fuck with. Updates as they occur.3:50 PM Jul 6th from DestroyTwitter
- I can tell a crush is getting serious when I'm halfway through composing a mixtape playlist before I even realize that's what I'm doing.12:13 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- "Remember, this is Thunderdome. Death is always listening." - Tina Turner9:21 PM Jul 5th from web
- I don't know, Today: Yesterday was pretty awesome. You're going to have to step your game up to stay in the running.9:47 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Is there a running shoe that doen't look as though my foot's been eaten by an inflatable dayglo dumptruck caught in a net?2:24 PM Jun 30th from DestroyTwitter
- @GeekAphrodite Yes, it's called Oxycontin. I recommend distributing it with booze.9:54 AM Jun 30th from DestroyTwitter in reply to GeekAphrodite
- If you took all the money spent on the movie Dreamcatcher, then divided that by how bad it is, then THIS FILM WOULD STILL BE FUCKING INSANE.9:10 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- http://twitpic.com/8sl2o - "except it's used to murder bees"2:51 PM Jun 29th from TwitPic
- Article about the personal choice to ride without a helmet: http://tr.im/q7MH. My tweet will be ironic when our new site launches this week.12:11 AM Jun 29th from DestroyTwitter
- I shaved off my nipple hair. It looks weird.6:05 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
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- Name Mark Mahoney
- Location Portland, OR
- Bio Sexual delegate to the nerd faction
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