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badbanana

  1. It's like Air Force One. No bed can officially be called a King bed unless Larry King is on it. about 13 hours ago via Echofon
  2. "Put your hands in the air like you just don't care" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever. 10:53 PM Jul 27th via Echofon
  3. If I'm going to be this awake at 2:30 in the morning, I might as well go guard a factory or something. 2:21 AM Jul 27th via Echofon
  4. I have an epic idea. Can anyone recommend some ultra-powerful sorcerers willing to work on spec? 2:25 PM Jul 26th via web
  5. When am I supposed to find time to read 92,000 leaked documents? I still haven't made it through the Mel Gibson transcripts. 11:49 AM Jul 26th via web
  6. @Randazzoj I wish. Usually John Heard is there, too. 10:54 AM Jul 26th via web in reply to Randazzoj
  7. Monday morning staff meetings are the Monday morning staff meetings of my life. 10:43 AM Jul 26th via web
  8. Watching "The Shining" for the millionth time. Each time I watch it I pick up a new parenting tip. 2:22 PM Jul 25th via web
  9. Showed my kids "Men in Black" tonight. A gentle introduction to Tommy Lee Jones' facial creases. 11:23 PM Jul 24th via Echofon
  10. I doubt the NBA ever clones Jordan or Kareem because I just don't see those guys getting stuck in amber. 12:08 PM Jul 24th via Echofon
  11. I bet if they had Yelp in 1850, nobody would have taken the Oregon Trail. 8:54 PM Jul 23rd via web
  12. If I need that extra push, my enthusiasm dial goes to -1. 4:23 PM Jul 23rd via web
  13. It's so hot out a Tauntaun just tried to slice me open to climb inside. 8:49 PM Jul 22nd via web
  14. You know you're doing something right in life when the Terminators show up. 12:57 PM Jul 22nd via web
  15. I don't need a weather app. The heat rash on the back of my leg tells me it's 400 degrees outside. 9:28 AM Jul 22nd via web
  16. Happy birthday to the smart, talented, and inspiring @bizzybee. Also @DavidSpade. 9:23 AM Jul 22nd via web
  17. I may not be a fan of this headache, but I certainly respect its creative choices. 9:27 PM Jul 21st via Echofon
  18. Thanks to Bernanke's remark about the economic outlook being "unusually uncertain," the value of my Thunderdome just doubled. 3:42 PM Jul 21st via web
  19. Time to fulfill my destiny and eat this bag of Bugles. 1:05 PM Jul 21st via web
  20. Can We Really Afford to Hire Another Supreme Court Justice in This Economy? http://huff.to/a7AjfT 7:54 PM Jul 20th via web
  • Name Tim Siedell
  • Location Nebraska, USA
  • Web http://badbanana....
  • Bio Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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