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  1. I should have married a seahorse. Pregnancy would be SO much easier. 4:37 AM Jul 15th from Echofon
  2. After telling my destination to the taxi driver, he said "I can go both ways, you choose". I'm confused now. Somebody please hold me. 1:54 AM Jul 3rd from web
  3. Just woke up from a ten hour bacon-induced coma. 7:04 PM Jun 27th from Echofon
  4. who's bad? 6:17 PM Jun 25th from web
  5. Well, we now know that surgical masks are not THAT effective. 6:17 PM Jun 25th from web
  6. Let me set the record straight: I'm not fat, I'm pregnant! 7:03 AM Jun 24th from Echofon
  7. I'm pretty sure I'm a trending topic in my dogs conversations. 6:59 AM May 29th from web
  8. @expat_erin guess what I found in my mailbox? Yeah! Thank you! 6:30 AM May 29th from web
  9. I'm so out of shape my entire body aches after a 45 minutes session of Guitar Hero. 11:13 PM May 22nd from web
  10. All those jokes I made about myself getting fat were funny 15 pounds ago. 4:58 AM May 21st from web
  11. I was walking my dog and it started raining so hard I now look like I got in the shower with my clothes on. Awesome. Fuck you, rain. 4:06 AM May 21st from web
  12. @lisarahmat omg did my husband smash @blobert against the wall? What a tragedy. 11:34 PM May 18th from web in reply to lisarahmat
  13. @blobert I'm sad to inform you that the thing and its book of recipes are now in rat heaven. 11:27 PM May 18th from web in reply to blobert
  14. We found a rat in the house last night and I tell you, it was nothing like the cute friendly one in Ratatouille. ANIMATED MOVIES LIE. 11:11 PM May 18th from web
  15. I was practicing my ninja moves and ninjured my inner thight throwing a kick. 10:34 PM May 16th from Echofon
  16. I love pancakes like a fat kid loves pancakes. 10:29 PM May 16th from Echofon
  17. I have a headache four sizes bigger than my head. 8:19 PM May 11th from web
  18. Things are looking up for me: Someone stole my identity and now she has no life. 9:40 AM May 9th from Echofon
  19. I'm not moving out of this bed until waking up becomes a trending topic, 5:24 PM May 6th from Echofon
  20. Truth is I pretended to be sleeping in the chair cause I didn't want to pay attention to what you were saying. But I wasn't ignoring you. 7:58 AM May 1st from web
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  • Bio My hobbies include avoiding contact with the real world and unpolishing my social skills.
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