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The Smoke Monster from Lost and the Smoke Monster from that lady's vagina on Game of Thrones must ALWAYS run into each other at auditions.2:25 AM May 13thvia web
morgan_murphyyou know that look your teacher gave you when you got to class right as the bell rang? I wanna do that when I see a 38-yr-old pregnant lady.9:58 AM May 1stvia Twitter for iPhoneRetweeted by bacons and 48 others
Overhead: "Otra vez frijoles, mama."
Means: Beans again, mom?11:27 AM Apr 30thvia web
This guy takes so many pictures of his wife on instagram, it's hard for me to believe he's not gay.7:32 PM Apr 21stvia Twitter for iPhone