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Oddly enough, the only thoughts I have while navigating a mall are "Kill me."2:38 PM Dec 6thfrom Tweed
Colin, like most skinny people, has the gastric capacity of a competitve eater. We've been defeated by itzik for an hour. He's still going.9:44 PM Dec 5thfrom Tweed
Can somebody tell me why the media has a boner for tiger woods' accident? He's a guy who plays the world's most boring sport.7:14 PM Dec 2ndfrom Tweed
RT @Exavior: Tuesday, 12/15 is the official "Day of the Twit 2009", brace yourselves. (Tweet your every thought/action for the day) #DOTT3:38 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
@bronwyn That's why I'd want to hoof it. LA would not improve its infrastructure to prepare, and it will be hell on earth here.10:36 AM Dec 2ndfrom webin reply to bronwyn
Spilled ketchup on myself within 2 min. of coming to work. I keep knocking things over on my desk. I'm not allowed to touch anything today.10:35 AM Dec 2ndfrom web