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baconjess

  1. Dog has a tick on her and won't sit still to let me pull it off. Fun. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Feels like it should be about 7:00. This is a very long day. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. @reubencollins Of course. They were making the rounds on my street. 8:27 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to reubencollins
  4. Legitimately scary noises from the woods have driven us indoors. #farmlife 7:53 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  5. Dog just looked up, scandalized, when I belched. I said, ”Yeah, that was me.” 3:56 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  6. Been here an hour and I'm covered in dog hair and slobber. Yay! 3:41 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  7. Now the Mormon kid are tossing a football around with the weird, almost-always shirtless guy from a couple doors down. 1:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. There's a guy in a race car with "Li'l Bastard" on the back parked in front of my building. He's talking to a Mormon kid making the rounds. 12:46 PM May 25th via web
  9. When I dream about work, do you think I can bill that time? 5:17 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  10. The prospect of working at home tomorrow has me so excited it feels like a vacation day. #thatssomesadshityo 9:21 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  11. @Horse_ebooks Yes, I do. Why do you have to rub it in? 7:16 PM May 24th via web in reply to Horse_ebooks
  12. @wignut That happens to me all the time. 7:31 AM May 24th via web in reply to wignut
  13. @cosmos28 Aw, thanks! I will probably get more puppy time than I know what to do with. 8:25 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to cosmos28
  14. @sloped It at least looked delicious and pretty. Mine looks boring, but tastes amazing. 5:49 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to sloped
  15. @wignut Thing is, none of the fam will be there. I'm puppy-sitting. Therein lies the touch of weird. 5:40 PM May 23rd via web in reply to wignut
  16. My uterus hurts. 3:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  17. Broke down and told my mom The Boy will be accompanying me to the farm this weekend. That's a big step. For a weirdo like me. 9:18 AM May 23rd via web
  18. @alongerlook Huzzah! 9:17 AM May 23rd via web in reply to alongerlook
  19. @dbrauer @plattMSP Gotta keep the artists starving? 6:01 AM May 23rd via web in reply to dbrauer