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babygarfiguer

  1. @Kid_Proto babygarfiguer.com Lets get it in
  2. I feel awful. I just ran over my neighbor. I have NO clue what he was doing on the sidewalk at this hour.
  3. never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort.
  4. I miss playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, wow he was good at that game.
  5. Is imagining a world where green means stop and red means go.
  6. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
  7. I hope Lady Gaga donates her old costumes to homeless shelters. Because that would be hilarious.
  8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  9. If you've never farted in a cup then handed it to a friend asking them "does this smell funny to you?", you probably can't deal with me.
  10. Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?
  11. Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. ~Will Rogers
  12. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  13. If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
  14. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  15. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  16. I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated.
  17. I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)
  18. If they talk to you about somebody, they will talk to somebody about you.
  19. If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.