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  1. @kiala please let me know your findings! #weneeddata #forscience #evenifittickles #what about 9 hours ago from web in reply to kiala
  2. @kiala I have to admit i enjoy it, too... #what #notthatineedamanoranything #noreally #idont #really about 9 hours ago from web in reply to kiala
  3. is there some dog pack mentality at play that would explain his obsessive need to lick me dry every time i step out of a bath? about 9 hours ago from web
  4. RT @awonger: The plan was to be sad and nerdy by playing video games all night while eating cheetos. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEETOS. about 10 hours ago from web
  5. @everydaysydney yes!! i love it, and him! it's such a perfect, funny feel good movie, i have no idea why imdb only rates it 6.8 out of 10! about 11 hours ago from web in reply to everydaysydney
  6. @KatyComeTrue yeah...and the worst part (except for the irreversible psychological damage part) is that they're "devout" orthodox jews... about 13 hours ago from web in reply to KatyComeTrue
  7. @Katy_Potaty I will try from now on to think of it that way, thanks...instead of me witnessing their kids becoming damaged for life... about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Katy_Potaty
  8. The Shrieker's husband has been heard more than once (by me) yelling at her, "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!! FUCK YOU!" in front of said toddlers. about 14 hours ago from web
  9. The Shrieker, if you don't know, is my maniac neighbor who yells "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" at her toddlers constantly...through my thin wall... about 14 hours ago from web
  10. oh noooooooooooooooooo!! you guys...the Shrieker looks seven months pregnant!!! she's having ANOTHER KID!!! SHE HATES THE TWO SHE HAS! about 14 hours ago from web
  11. "NEVER play basketball with Cyrus. He thinks he's black...but he's not black." -- real-time quote from a student about 15 hours ago from web
  12. @BaronessHeather sounds great! they're open until 11, too! :) (my side of the deal is to make it to the gym by 6, then! ;) ) about 15 hours ago from web in reply to BaronessHeather
  13. @BaronessHeather oooh i've been having an identical thought! lemme know if you go!!! about 15 hours ago from web in reply to BaronessHeather
  14. @SallyStardust too poor for disneyland but definitely let me know where drinks are happening!! about 17 hours ago from web in reply to SallyStardust
  15. RT @jenelleriley: I love this! @jasonreitman is on a flight with the pardoned Presidental turkeys! They took his first class seat! http: ... about 17 hours ago from web
  16. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Stove-top stuffing" is highly dangerous and causes 40% of all ass burns treated in emergency rooms during the year. about 18 hours ago from web
  17. @tchee belt show tunes in front of a line of chorus girls...? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to tchee
  18. a kid just complained to me he couldn't work on his project because his project partner is "off somewhere getting high." #ilovemyjob about 19 hours ago from web
  19. or as it is also known, "my 20s" RT @TIME The 00's - goodbye at last to the decade from hell | http://su.pr/1yAbEP about 20 hours ago from web
  20. this girl who is posing as an absent girl turned in a quiz with no name on it...but if i call her on it the absent girl may get her score... about 20 hours ago from web