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  1. Hour 28 of my stand against sleep. it's just like that episode of pete and pete.
  2. RT @honorarydegree: We just found out we're performing @ The 2010 Chicago Sketch Fest
  3. This place is a boredom factory.
  4. Here is something I wrote about riding trains; of course, it mentions frankensteins: http://bit.ly/2Ygqhy
  5. It's too bad "chasing the dragon" has such a sinister connotation...it actually sounds quite cute.
  6. At least I'm going skeet-shooting with David Hyde Pierce tomorrow.
  7. Just realized that I'm tweeting about a blog, and that the tweet will appear in my blog via widget. What has my life become? A mockery.
  8. New blog: http://bit.ly/gzNvT Short Round is only mentioned twice.
  9. PEOPLE, PRODUCT, PRODUCT PLACEMENT, PATRICK SWAYZE. PURPLE RAIN, PEYOTE, PAC-MAN, POLIO. PRARIE DOGS, PROSTITUTES, PARTNERS, PUSSY.
  10. Good God, I'm really glad I'm not in the musical sketch this week. Time to twit some twats while people grind out choreography!
  11. Currently sneaking into a fancy party under an assumed name.
  12. When you type "redheaded" in T9, it comes out as "degraded". Synonyms?
  13. A drunk redhead on the train offered me consolation regarding my hair. I accepted.
  14. Fifty-thousand things to do, and ten minutes to do them in. Hurry the fuck up, science...I need a Flux Capacitor like, yesterday.
  15. @Downeytown Your Irish accent is totally killing me right now. Shine on.
  16. This table just got awkward.
  17. @MatMontgomery What did you think of Season 1? Have you seen any other seasons?
  18. Is gmail freaking our for anyone else? Or is it just me?
  19. New music funday: Mos Def, Jay-Z, and a Dave Chapelle album I haven't heard yet. ALL UP IN YO EARDRUMZ.
  20. @audipenny I'm going to make myself blog for the first time in weeks, I've decided.