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  1. Hour 28 of my stand against sleep. it's just like that episode of pete and pete. 1:37 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  2. RT @honorarydegree: We just found out we're performing @ The 2010 Chicago Sketch Fest 12:34 AM Nov 19th from web
  3. This place is a boredom factory. 5:28 PM Nov 12th from txt
  4. Here is something I wrote about riding trains; of course, it mentions frankensteins: http://bit.ly/2Ygqhy 11:51 PM Nov 11th from web
  5. It's too bad "chasing the dragon" has such a sinister connotation...it actually sounds quite cute. 10:29 PM Nov 11th from web
  6. At least I'm going skeet-shooting with David Hyde Pierce tomorrow. 4:06 AM Nov 8th from web
  7. Just realized that I'm tweeting about a blog, and that the tweet will appear in my blog via widget. What has my life become? A mockery. 4:04 AM Nov 8th from web
  8. New blog: http://bit.ly/gzNvT Short Round is only mentioned twice. 4:02 AM Nov 8th from web
  9. PEOPLE, PRODUCT, PRODUCT PLACEMENT, PATRICK SWAYZE. PURPLE RAIN, PEYOTE, PAC-MAN, POLIO. PRARIE DOGS, PROSTITUTES, PARTNERS, PUSSY. 2:56 AM Oct 22nd from web
  10. Good God, I'm really glad I'm not in the musical sketch this week. Time to twit some twats while people grind out choreography! 10:07 PM Oct 19th from web
  11. Currently sneaking into a fancy party under an assumed name. 10:13 PM Oct 17th from txt
  12. When you type "redheaded" in T9, it comes out as "degraded". Synonyms? 8:45 PM Oct 16th from txt
  13. A drunk redhead on the train offered me consolation regarding my hair. I accepted. 8:42 PM Oct 16th from txt
  14. Fifty-thousand things to do, and ten minutes to do them in. Hurry the fuck up, science...I need a Flux Capacitor like, yesterday. 5:11 PM Oct 15th from web
  15. @Downeytown Your Irish accent is totally killing me right now. Shine on. 10:58 PM Oct 5th from web in reply to Downeytown
  16. This table just got awkward. 9:49 PM Sep 17th from txt
  17. @MatMontgomery What did you think of Season 1? Have you seen any other seasons? 9:53 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to MatMontgomery
  18. Is gmail freaking our for anyone else? Or is it just me? 8:37 PM Sep 15th from web
  19. New music funday: Mos Def, Jay-Z, and a Dave Chapelle album I haven't heard yet. ALL UP IN YO EARDRUMZ. 4:49 PM Sep 15th from web
  20. @audipenny I'm going to make myself blog for the first time in weeks, I've decided. 8:53 PM Sep 13th from web in reply to audipenny