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  1. @dcurtis I hate to break it to you but that article is absolute shit.
  2. http://twitpic.com/tiavx - In deep love with @teuxdeux
  3. “Is...
  4. I regret that, yes, I, also, am watching xfactor.
  5. “Piers Morgan is the rancid pus that oozes from the scabs on Satan's backside. He stands as a reminder that we, as a species, have failed.”
  6. Methinks you can tell quite a lot about a person from how they speak to bouncers.
  7. In other news, I'm spending circa 1 hour a day atm flicking this MagSafe connector to try and get it to... connect. Productivity: average.
  8. Getting fit often feels a lot like dying.
  9. I don't believe print media is dying. I think it's getting super-healthy.
  10. If this doesn't qualify for instant bookmarking there's something wrong with you. http://curvedwhite.com/
  11. Christmas presents: one down.
  12. Somewhere non-twitterable.
  13. Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'hallstein'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ
  14. On way to wembley (in spite of TFL) for an evening of @eddieizzard’s shenani-canery
  15. Squareup with @Eddhannay at yumchaa. Interesting things to be spaken
  16. I misread this. http://twitpic.com/ryxh2
  17. Dear caffe nero, your tragic lack of power points incites me to a deep existential grief that abjures the chocolatiness of this mocha. Fix.
  18. What card do you get someone who was in a car accident and broke both wrists? “Get well soon” sounds... flippant.
  19. Rather damply waiting for Paranormal Activity to start.
  20. En route Londonvillea lamenting that UK train tickets are so damn ugly.