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b1sm

  1. People on our road are having a party next week to celebrate the jubilee they're hoping to make it streets ahead. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I heard a Mum say to her daughter "you could bunk a week off school" the response "not a whole week mum!" How times have changed. 10:58 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?! 10:55 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. My wife and I told all our family last week that she's 12 weeks pregnant. I didn't realise this came with so much advice. 7:44 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm currently taking a break exercising, it's been about 3 years now. 3:10 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Today I'm going to a BBQ. I have to though isn't that one of those out of date laws when it's hot and sunny? 1:58 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I really don't get #Eurovision I wish you all well though. Night. 1:58 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. After looking at my timeline I seem to be the only person not watching #Eurovision but I feel better now after tweeting about it. 1:56 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I was wondering why they were sitting so close too Will Smith!... twitter.com/b1sm/status/20… 9:30 AM May 26th via Photos on iOS
  10. I've got this real ache around my shoulder, it's becoming a real pain the the neck. Ba-dun dun tsh. 7:23 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Is there a better way to spend a glorious sunny day than sitting in a dark, cold, smelly cinema eating stale popcorn? Didn't think so. 7:17 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Off to see what to expect when your expecting. My hopes aren't high. 7:14 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @atdmeek excellent, I hope you can enjoy it! ;-) 7:08 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to atdmeek
  14. @atdmeek Lol! What a great line! Good luck with the wedding!! 5:50 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I've started designing t-shirts for a living and they're going to be HUGE!... Also available in medium and small. #ModernFamily 5:45 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I'm ready to face the world. I just need to get up, shower, have coffee, breakfast and clean my teeth before that. 5:37 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @bejayranger9 thanks! ;-) 1:02 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bejayranger9
  18. Also if you like hockey or even if you don't, #ff @bejayranger9 All I know is it has a stick and a ball and nothing to do with dogs. 12:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Follow Friday comes around far too quickly it feels like it was only last week. (sorry) 11:25 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
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