azrael13
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I am a partial organ donor; hands of the skin, scientists. And trust me, you don't want my eyes anyway.
8:48 PM Nov 30th
from txt
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Just finished watching 'Paranormal Activities'. Scary enough, but kinda flimsy story. @, on the other hand, will not sleep tonight.
3:09 AM Nov 6th
from web
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@ Haha, thanks!
3:07 AM Nov 6th
from web
in reply to DeliriousOracle
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@ Hee, thank you!
3:05 AM Nov 6th
from web
in reply to scorpionchild06
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Went to see Avenue Q during the weekend. Have now learned that everyone's a little bit racist...
8:55 PM Oct 18th
from txt
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My puppy decided to use a piece of broken glass as a chew toy. Dumb baby has a big cut on his gums now. Aw...
6:21 PM Oct 15th
from TwittY!
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Watching the Soup, where a woman with a pet baby monkey calls up a psychic to inquire whether it has swallowed pills. Ah, reality TV.
3:52 AM Oct 14th
from web
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If a toddler vomited on a typewriter, she probably would still come up with something better than this week's RAW.
1:51 AM Oct 14th
from web
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What is Maria Me-Whatserface doing on my RAW?
11:56 PM Oct 13th
from TwittY!
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So what exactly did Jericho do to deserve being buried every week?
11:56 PM Oct 13th
from TwittY!
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You must be a jackass if even the President says so.
6:03 AM Sep 17th
from web
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My laptop is intermittently crashing with some sort of stop error, aka the blue screen of death. Fail, Microsoft, total fail.
11:28 PM Aug 29th
from web
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... So if I manage to scrounge up US$1,000.00, does that buy me Chris Sabin for an hour? No...?
5:01 AM Aug 25th
from TwittY!
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Summerfest. Says it all.
4:36 AM Aug 24th
from TwittY!
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@ And we live near Sydney :D
4:30 AM Aug 24th
from TwittY!
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@ You know, I haven't even seen that Marley movie and yet my sisters do compare the two; it's starting to REALLY scare me.
4:28 AM Aug 24th
from TwittY!
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For someone with such a dismal financial situation, I spend a lot of time in banks.
10:03 PM Aug 18th
from txt
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This guy? Yeah, he used to be our parish priest. How grossed out do I feel right now?
1:38 AM Aug 14th
from web
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Have to take the bus home. Ugh, the bus...
10:59 PM Aug 11th
from txt
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Always so tired yet I don't seem to get anything done. Maybe I ought to start chugging Mothers by the 12 pack.
5:52 AM Aug 11th
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- Name Alyssa R
- Location Nearest coffee shop
- Bio Can one really squeeze one's life into 160 characters? Fortunately I can because I have none.
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