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azizansari

  1. Anybody got an in for the Osh Kosh B'Gosh afterparty at Boom Boom Room tonight? #NYFashionWeek
  2. In NY for Fashion Week. Probably the only person who's party itinerary is dictated by the food/chefs in attendance.
  3. Looks like I'll be introducing @kanyewest Sunday at the MTV VMAs. I missed last years show, hope there's nothing I need to know.
  4. Video: “LOL SMILEY FACE! LOL SMILEY FACE!” Trey Songz ft. Soulja Boy and Gucci Mane GOD DAMN IT. Thanks to my... http://tumblr.com/xkqi2ebkt
  5. I'm bout to fuck up this router tired of this slow ass wifi #Predicting50CentTweets @50Cent
  6. Danny McBride reveals first details on our new movie which we want to call Olympic Size Asshole: http://bit.ly/9Ze6S7
  7. Wow @English50Cent is amazing. Highly recommended.
  8. Hey Fabolous aka @myfabolouslife, please start a separate Twitter for dream recaps. Thanks --> http://bit.ly/cOFgG7
  9. @radamez
  10. @toddbarry
  11. @TheHmanRevamp Maybe your hand feels weird cause it was holding the knife you used to stab me in the back?
  12. My beloved adopted white aunty, Amy Poehler, is hosting the season premiere of SNL on September 25th!!!! #ParksandRec
  13. @TheHmanRevamp Are you fucking kidding me?! I've been in the dark THAT long?! Apology rescinded. To be humiliated in public like that...
  14. @TheHmanRevamp Apology accepted H-Man, now if you'll excuse me, I have a backlog of @TheHmanRevamp tweets to catch up on!
  15. @alanude Mad Men repeats at 11!
  16. You should watch Delocated at 10pm on Adult Swim. Why? There's a character named Mighty Joe Jon, the Black Blond. That's why.
  17. Shoutout to @questlove and co for bringing Jon Glaser out to the Slipnutz song. If ya don't know, watch -> http://bit.ly/9M3QTa
  18. Photo: Marilyn Manson loves Eastbound and Down so much that he sometimes dresses up like Kenny Powers. That... http://tumblr.com/xkqhjlcd2
  19. @WillWoodBoston Hannibal Burress. Check out his album, its great.
  20. Another reason Anthony Bourdain is the man - one of the celebrity guests for his 100 episode celebration is Snoop from The Wire!