azizansari
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For the last time, Sandy Kenyan from Taxi TV is NOT doing a secret DJ set with me at the CVS at Astor Place tonight at 3am.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Hold up bozo, if I said 'he,' musta been when she was hidden in blanket. Sorry I woke her up. Hope she didn't go bananas!
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to eimajination
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@ It won't. Only on for $5
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to AndrewK406
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BREAKING BAD IS BACK JULY 15TH! FUCK YES.
12:34 PM May 21st
via web
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CHARLOTTE, CINCINNATI, NEW ORLEANS: Tix onsale for Buried Alive Tour. All new material not on Dangerously Delicious:
8:08 AM May 21st
via web
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@ @ @ is Brenneman. Joe you can be Hitch's friend at Ellis Island.
9:45 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to JoeMande
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Thanks for all the tweets about my special. Version for $5 download on has 20 more mins of jokes & no bleeps. Grab it!
7:47 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Does anyone know how my equity in Harvard Connection/Connect U is affected by today?
4:20 PM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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My Dangerously Delicious special airs on Comedy Central Sunday at 10 OR buy now for $5 at (20 mins longer, no bleeps).
12:06 PM May 18th
via Mobile Web
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.@ is vegan but when on tour with me - she eats pork, beef, chicken, seafood, and dairy.
10:14 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Sitting at a restaurant with two people who are both playing Scramble. And I'm tweeting about it.
10:08 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Everyone Go See this Movie This Weekend. @ AMC Loews Fantasy 5
7:24 PM May 17th
via Instagram
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@ All different
9:10 PM May 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to kaitlynbrianna
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Here's a new clip from my Dangerously Delicious standup special. Its about wasting time on the internet. Watch:
2:59 PM May 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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11:04 AM May 16th
via Photos on iOS
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11:02 AM May 16th
via Photos on iOS
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@ yes
9:06 AM May 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to nathanrouse79
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@ What's the best garment bag in the game? Eagle Creek Pack it System is OK, but still run into wrinkles with my tour suits.
3:31 PM May 14th
via web
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Can you explain why you guys were so quiet? “@: @ can you please explain what's going on here? ”
1:17 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Indianapolis. Where should we eat?
3:29 PM May 12th
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- Name Aziz Ansari
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- Bio I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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