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- Almost got into fight cause of a bit where I needed social security number & credit card to hang out on Flo-rida's boat tomorrow. Woops.about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- 'I work for Flo-rida and he's looking for girls to party on his boat. However, you need to suggest a song title to get on the boat...about 10 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Time to say dumb things to people. "Hello I work for Lorenzo Llamas production company, do you have any movie ideas?"about 10 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Just dropped an Entourage DVD and a shiny black button down shirt on dancefloor and started a mini riot.about 10 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Dragged to super douche nightclub for my cousins bday. It smells like Red Bull and sweat. Also many girls with great personalities! Ugh.about 10 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- @ Have you tried Tomato Pie on Hyperion yet? Supposed to be unreal. I'm investigating tonight. Will report back.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to katiedippold
- - The mini Randy special within my special is the only standup special where the comic spends 2 minutes making it rabout 23 hours ago from TwitPic
- - Soundmixing the standup special, almost done!10:53 AM Nov 7th from TwitPic
- @ Hey! Come on, I'm dressed in character. We are filming Parks next door!10:11 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
- EW.com: Aziz Ansari Reveals Album Cover, Discusses His First Standup Special, & the Glitter Factory: 12:33 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
- - In the episode of Parks we're filming, we all go to a restaurant called Jurassic Fork. Its DOPE!12:19 PM Nov 6th from TwitPic
- Nooo! More R. Kelly updates from Jason - 'OH SHIT confetti cannons and tyrese duet yall!!!'10:14 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- 'Dude just txt the indian guy from Community & see if he'll do your last scene so you can get to R. Kelly show!' (via @)9:15 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- Noooo! I'm missing this!! "OH SHIT kellz just caught osama bin laden AND beat him in a game of hoops onstage!"8:59 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- Noooo! Missing Kellz cause we're still shooting!! Update from Jason: 'Dude Kellz just got a blow job from a crocodile onstage.'8:54 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- HEY APPLE, JUST REPLACE THE BEACHBALL WITH A DUDE SAYING "YOU'RE FUCKED BRO, SORRY!" DAMNIT! I HATE BEACHBALLING!!!1:05 PM Nov 5th from web
- Tonight's Parks and Rec is supposed to be our best. Watch it and see why I and America love RON FUCKING SWANSON!1:01 PM Nov 5th from web
- HOLY SHIT. Curb is on fire! Black Swan was another A+ episode. LD? Killing it. Cousin Alan? Killing it. Funkhauser? KILLING IT.7:54 PM Nov 4th from web
- RT @ Thu's Ron F'ing Swanson-heavy Parks&Rec may be funniest ep yet. may contain my favorite talking head from Office or P&R.7:30 PM Nov 4th from web
- Whoa! Richard Dunn of Tim & Eric fame is gonna be on Parks and Rec. Either that or he's stealing a banana from craft services.12:05 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
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