Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari

@azizansari Los Angeles, CA
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.
http://azizisbored.com
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Aziz Ansari
Entertainment 720 Baller/Intern Roy Hibbert (@) has been selected as NBA All Star!! Congrats.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Just heard back from my agent did NOT get the part of "Little Boy That Sings the Star Spangled Banner" in The Dark Knight Rises.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Doesn't the winter coat Bane wears in the Dark Knight Rises look pretty cozy?
 
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Aziz Ansari
Wonder if the Patriots lack of focus has anything to do with Hitch being on TBS.
 
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Aziz Ansari
I'm about tackle some cookies.
 
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Aziz Ansari
That was a great interception but I bet Blackburn woulda rather caught one of these tasty donuts.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Landry Clarke nails the field goal!
 
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Aziz Ansari
Remember that Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago when Nelly whipped his dick out? That was crazy.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Wow. This has been the most delicious Super Bowl EVER.
 
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Aziz Ansari
"If the jets didn't cut him that touchdown would have never happened."
 
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Aziz Ansari
Whoa someone just yelled "interception" and I thought they yelled "inception." That would make football way better.
 
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Aziz Ansari
It's still a one possession game. #SomethingSomeDudeNearMeJustSaid#SoundedSmart
 
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Mike Birbiglia
I was PROFOUNDLY disappointed when I found out SMASH wasn't a spinoff of Friday Night Lights.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Wuh oh. Vince's dad also ejected for being too drunk. Dude was screaming about pie on his way out. Hope Vince is ok.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Epic just thrown out of the stadium for fighting a cheerleader!!!
 
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Aziz Ansari
Buddy Garrity spotted taking down chicken fingers at the 40 yard line.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Really psyched for the Crucifictorious Half Time show.
 
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Aziz Ansari
Oh shit the Patriots just put in Ray "Voodoo" Tatum. Saracen is gonna have to really buckle down.