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azharusman

  1. Wait, I just noticed the word "legendary." Haha, now THAT'S funny!! @halalcomedy @hindmakki @sucqatar
  2. @realmoamer: Shuttiff. Literally: hygienna.com
  3. Is Syria Obama's Rwanda? boston.com/news/world/mid…
  4. InshaGod “@halalcomedy: @HindMakki Yup, one day @SUCQatar will be in Chicago to perform with the legendary @AzharUsman and crew!”
  5. You know you've lost an argument when you start making points you yourself do not really find persuasive.
  6. Can't breathe. Hilarious! “@TheLuxeHippie: Pretentious “Islamic” Images maniacmuslim.com/pretentious-is… via @hamzahmoin
  7. All emotional distance you feel from others is based on your wrong-headed assumption that others don't know what it feels like to be you.
  8. @JuddApatow I doubt you read any of them, and I don't blame you. #FAIL by me. Topic is too large for a Twitter convo. Face-to-face required.
  9. @JuddApatow Dude, I just realized what a colossal waste it was to send you a barrage of tweets to linked articles like a month or two ago.
  10. @buckjp Yo JP!! Remember when you auditioned me for Star Search for CBS like 10 years ago!!! I would love to re-connect.... Please reply ;-}
  11. @ArsenioOFFICIAL Congrats on the CA win!! Very happy for you!!! Also, praying for your late night return... as-salam 'alaykum my brutha...
  12. @hannibalburess "To the person who stole my coat: I hope you almost die in a fire, and then get stabbed. While you're still on fire."
  13. The more perfect my own words become in expressing the truths in my heart, they just melt into.... لا اله الّا الله
  14. Lately, every thought I try to express in words seems to get lost in translation.
  15. @nader_khan Yes! Hyper-processing!! #RealnessLexicon (@realmoamer)
  16. What is a hug but two hearts kissing?
  17. Pop music is the soundtrack of Modernism: "All form, no substance."
  18. Iran v. Google? cnn.com/2012/05/17/wor…