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"Yousa thinkin' yousa people gonna die?" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
Con Air at The PIT at 8pm! Never forget to remember to go tonight to there! (via @elephantlarry)about 6 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to elephantlarry
@samreich I'd suggest "Bird Butts." Bird asses is too soft, sounds like berdasses when you say it aloud. You're welcome.about 9 hours ago from web in reply to samreich
Wikipedia calls the series "The House Party Quadrilogy," but neglects to mention that Part 2 is "The Pajama Jam." This must be corrected.about 9 hours ago from web
Elephant Larry presents Con Air! Tonight! 8pm! Buy Tix Now: http://www.brownpaperticket...about 14 hours ago from web
RT: @elephantlarry Recommendation: Turn to Page 19 in this week's Village Voice for the sexiest thing you've ever seen.7:14 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to elephantlarry
@DavidPrecht oh, definitely the production.2:21 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to DavidPrecht
Best produced news story ever? http://bit.ly/1k6FL1:49 PM Jul 8th from web
@stefanpatrik best ending of any movie ever.7:11 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to stefanpatrik
Human Limb Regeneration Is No Longer Just a Job for the Men in Black: http://tinyurl.com/mrkdql6:26 AM Jul 8th from web
A Really Good Joke I Just Made Up: "What do sheep models get? A bleeting disorder!" #amazingjokes6:21 AM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
@cracksh0t ack! Sorry... I think @yarnibymarni and I overpaid anyway? Maybe?6:18 AM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to cracksh0t
@thejfog thanks! I think it's pretty clear I'm the only guy who put any effort in that one.8:51 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific in reply to thejfog
RT: @elephantlarry New Elephant Larry Video w/College Humor - Five Minutes Back: http://bit.ly/s4FYo8:18 AM Jul 7th from web
Elephant Larry on @aots, in case you missed it: http://bit.ly/mnzTC5:29 AM Jul 7th from web
@GailSimone that's some good TwitVerse Psychology right there.6:58 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to GailSimone
@BJMcElhaney thy crown is mine!5:17 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to BJMcElhaney
Elephant Larry on Attack of the Show in 15 minutes! Somebody tell me how it goes, I gotta teach class.3:47 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
@alissaanne thank you!11:57 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to alissaanne
@caseymckinnon thank you! You may kiss my viral video ring now.11:48 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to caseymckinnon

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