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  1. "Yousa thinkin' yousa people gonna die?" #1stdraftmovielines
  2. Con Air at The PIT at 8pm! Never forget to remember to go tonight to there! (via @elephantlarry)
  3. @samreich I'd suggest "Bird Butts." Bird asses is too soft, sounds like berdasses when you say it aloud. You're welcome.
  4. Wikipedia calls the series "The House Party Quadrilogy," but neglects to mention that Part 2 is "The Pajama Jam." This must be corrected.
  5. Elephant Larry presents Con Air! Tonight! 8pm! Buy Tix Now: http://www.brownpaperticket...
  6. RT: @elephantlarry Recommendation: Turn to Page 19 in this week's Village Voice for the sexiest thing you've ever seen.
  7. @DavidPrecht oh, definitely the production.
  8. Best produced news story ever? http://bit.ly/1k6FL
  9. @stefanpatrik best ending of any movie ever.
  10. Human Limb Regeneration Is No Longer Just a Job for the Men in Black: http://tinyurl.com/mrkdql
  11. A Really Good Joke I Just Made Up: "What do sheep models get? A bleeting disorder!" #amazingjokes
  12. @cracksh0t ack! Sorry... I think @yarnibymarni and I overpaid anyway? Maybe?
  13. @thejfog thanks! I think it's pretty clear I'm the only guy who put any effort in that one.
  14. RT: @elephantlarry New Elephant Larry Video w/College Humor - Five Minutes Back: http://bit.ly/s4FYo
  15. Elephant Larry on @aots, in case you missed it: http://bit.ly/mnzTC
  16. @GailSimone that's some good TwitVerse Psychology right there.
  17. @BJMcElhaney thy crown is mine!
  18. Elephant Larry on Attack of the Show in 15 minutes! Somebody tell me how it goes, I gotta teach class.
  19. @alissaanne thank you!
  20. @caseymckinnon thank you! You may kiss my viral video ring now.