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Stepfather's friend took him out w/o letting me know first. But that didn't bother me as much as the fact that she brought him back.
about 7 hours ago
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Since the layoffs at work, my trashcan is emptied 2x a month. Think my mountain of accumulated food wrappers may have caused concern.
10:25 AM Dec 16th
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My li'l cancer cat woke me up because she's hungry. Hard to be mad about that. :)
6:04 AM Dec 16th
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@ Aww. Did I miss the hug you fest? Well, save this one for tomorrow to start your day with.
11:35 PM Dec 15th
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Two weeks left to this year. I'm ready to call it a wash.
10:11 PM Dec 15th
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¿Usted tiene gusto de las fritadas con eso?
Practicing. Just in case.
10:08 PM Dec 15th
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@ OC, actually. Not sure I want to venture into LA with the holiday craziness going on, but thanks for the suggestions!
9:57 PM Dec 15th
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I'm gonna go do some emotional eating so I can have gut hurt to go along with my butt hurt.
8:27 PM Dec 15th
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Ow! Just got my ego stomped on! Anyone seen my blankie? How about my pint of Ben & Jerry's? Vodka? Xanax? Anything?
7:22 PM Dec 15th
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I'm taking this duck home with me.
6:19 PM Dec 15th
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2 weeks forced vacation coming up. Any ideas? 'Cuz otherwise I'm just gonna hang out with you guys, in my pjs.
2:29 PM Dec 15th
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Max is my cat.
He is fat.
He is whiny.
He is a fat, whiny cat.
Apparently, he takes after me.
12:59 PM Dec 15th
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Good morning. I'll be brief.
Crap.
10:41 AM Dec 15th
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I don't want a Sugar Daddy 'cuz I'm a simple gal with simple needs.
Also, too much sugar gives me gas.
12:54 AM Dec 15th
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Oh happy day. I get to put drops in my cat's eyes. On the plus side, I get to see exactly how much fight she has left.
11:09 PM Dec 14th
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My stepfather is walking around talking to himself. But not in a sane way like when I do it...
naked...
at work.
6:50 PM Dec 14th
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Ate too much yesterday so now I get to walk around in uncomfortably tight pants all day. Good thing I'm a masochist.
1:30 PM Dec 14th
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I’m frumpy like Fozzie Bear and I eat like Ms. Pacman.
Wocka, wocka, wocka.
9:10 AM Dec 14th
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I drink so many energy drinks that when I die, it’ll probably be a year before I realize I’m dead.
9:02 AM Dec 14th
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AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WHERE ARE MY ENERGY DRINKS I'M OUT OF ENERGY DRINKS!!!!
I'm starting to think I have an addiction problem...
8:56 AM Dec 14th
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- Name Sky Y.
- Location Anaheim HIlls, CA, USA
- Web http://ayzsky.liv...
- Bio Quirky Browncoat living on the raggedy edge of rhyme & reason. Tastes like noob (or dweeb). Will tweet 4 food. Send me the funny; I'm a star flingin' ninja.
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