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  1. co-worker: link to purity ring app for iphone boss: why would you pay $.99 not to get laid? me: yeah, i already get that for free!about 4 hours ago from web
  2. @leesiscoe that show is the awesome!about 8 hours ago from web in reply to leesiscoe
  3. Flickr Post: my favorite screen http://tinyurl.com/m6xgvuabout 12 hours ago from twitterfeed
  4. Completed iMapMyRun Jul 14, 2009 6:28. Distance 3.14 mi. Duration 00:23:07about 13 hours ago from MapMyFitness
  5. Mapped iMapMyRun Jul 14, 2009 6:28 (5.05 km.)about 13 hours ago from MapMyFitness
  6. There's no point in holding grudges. It's easier just to kill them.about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @arundo_donax i would like to subscribe to your newsletter. your outgoing texts are published in said newsletter, right?2:23 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to arundo_donax
  8. who the fuck comes up with this crap & who takes it seriously? http://tinyurl.com/kmj9hq we should meet so you can cross off #4 & #9.11:14 AM Jul 13th from web
  9. maybe this explains why my family doesn't dance, BECAUSE WE'LL DIE! http://bit.ly/17GmRx8:11 AM Jul 13th from web
  10. does ING know their banking website is down? SOME OF US HAVE MONEY TO LAUNDER...TRANSFER!7:58 AM Jul 13th from web
  11. it's come to my attention that i implied only women are cunts. i apologize, cunt is gender neutral, and so is this monday.5:56 AM Jul 13th from web
  12. Flickr Post: what we like to think of ourselves and what we really are rarely have much in common http://tinyurl.com/kj4pzr5:24 AM Jul 13th from twitterfeed
  13. how do i know monday's a girl? because she's being a cunt today. i've been nothing but nice to her.5:07 AM Jul 13th from web
  14. @danielevanson i'm just too fast that modern technology can't keep up with me!4:12 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to danielevanson
  15. imapmyrun needs to stop being such a little bitch.3:40 AM Jul 13th from web
  16. Completed iMapMyRun Jul 13, 2009 6:01. Distance 0.03 mi. Duration 00:00:173:01 AM Jul 13th from MapMyFitness
  17. Mapped iMapMyRun Jul 13, 2009 6:01 (0.06 km.)3:01 AM Jul 13th from MapMyFitness
  18. I should dress up more often. This hotness must be shared with the people of earth. It's my destiny. http://twitpic.com/a4knd8:56 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
  19. Picking up some new wedding attire. I feel sorry for the other single men that'll have to compete with me.12:03 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  20. Completed iMapMyRun Jul 11, 2009 10:30. Distance 5.86 mi. Duration 00:46:197:30 AM Jul 11th from MapMyFitness