Ayangello
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The mayan calander didn't account for leap years, so the world was supposed to really end 7 months ago.
11:30 PM May 11th
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Without "ME", you're just "AWESO"
9:20 AM May 11th
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Dad: "Yes YOU earned the money, but you can't spend it!" Mom: "Oh so you wanna buy me lunch everyday? How sweet!" Me in both cases: "What?"
8:03 PM May 7th
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Mocking people in a voice they don't even have.
12:45 PM May 6th
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When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that had their hand up for 1 second. -.-
12:36 PM May 6th
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Getting comfortable in bed and then realizing you havent turned the light off yet.
9:36 AM May 6th
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The awesome moment when you get into an argument, that you've practiced in the shower before.
9:39 AM May 6th
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My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That's so Raven", and "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.
11:56 AM May 6th
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All moms have the ability to change any word into a verb that will cause pain. Me "Mom can I have some candy?" Mom "I'll candy you!"
7:17 AM May 1st
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Everyone deserves to dance to their own playlist!
7:58 PM Apr 30th
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When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found
8:38 AM Apr 29th
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That crap you don't feel like putting away so you just keep moving it when it gets in your way. Bed->desk chair->bed-> piano-> floor-> bed
9:44 AM Apr 29th
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If you watch Titanic backwards, it is a heart warming tale of a ship which jumps out of the water & saves lots of drowning people.
6:15 AM Apr 29th
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You use twitter don't you?
1:48 PM Apr 28th
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ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER, Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez ;)
5:07 PM Apr 25th
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WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ..*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ..*Silence*... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants* (._.)
5:38 PM Apr 25th
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You're suppose to put them lime in the what? Wow I've been doing wrong all along!
6:59 AM Apr 27th
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting my "so"s to "do"s!!!
Sincerely, already frustrated enough!
7:21 PM Apr 24th
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When your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble.
6:16 PM Apr 22nd
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I keep waiting for someone to tell me it was all a joke... But everyone's pretty serious...
7:49 PM Apr 22nd
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- Name Aaron Yangello
- Location In my own little world.
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I'm me to be me. A great man once said You were born an original, don't die a copy.
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