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  1. Turkey in the brine...
  2. Turkey for me and a turkey for you. Like to eat the turkey in a big brown shoe.
  3. "'Cause you can't, you won't, and you don't stop." Cue the flute...
  4. Cherub Rock...
  5. Chillin' and illin'.
  6. SERIOUSLY?!? For real, Cutler?!? He makes Rex Grossman look like Joe frickin' Montana.
  7. He would have had a tougher time scoring if the Bear D would have just fallen down. Frustrating...
  8. CRAP!!!
  9. Fumble!!!
  10. FINALLY!!!
  11. Good: Cutler hasn't thrown an INT. Bad: He hasn't thrown anything else. And D. Jackson can score from under 50 yds. CRAP!
  12. McNabb's hat got ripped off. Best play we've made all night.
  13. is gonna tape toy guns to trees.
  14. Made from scratch bacon gravy. Mmmmmmm...
  15. Dave Matthews imitating Ozzy on SNL. Classic.
  16. Kenny G Holiday CD... not horrible. Good for, say, an office party where someone spiked the punch and everyone's had too much.
  17. Forgot how soothing Korn is.
  18. Gotta love east NC autumns. 73 at 10:30 AM.
  19. Cookout peanut butter fudge milkshake. The lunch of champions!
  20. A street preacher walked into O'Cool's tonite and condemned us to hell. Great job, fella. You made Christians look like raging idiots.