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  1. Designing our department's SharePoint implementation. This will be such a bureaucratic masterpiece Obama will ask ME to be HHS director.1:35 PM Feb 5th from web
  2. @aws -- hehehe. I just twittered myself.12:46 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web in reply to aws
  3. My team is so bumming I didn't get picked. Now I will be writing reviews on forced vacation time. Any day I work less than 12 hours is vaca!12:44 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  4. I didn't get picked - one of the lawyers didn't like my looks and feared me, yeah that's it. Writing reviews. Someone will suffer for this.12:18 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  5. I have jury duty -- I hope they pick me and then elect me foreman. I have ideas on how to federate this whole inefficient process.6:42 AM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  6. My problem with globalization is that it makes micro-managing a whole lot harder. Now we need to investigate work from home solutions. AHHHH8:56 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from web
  7. I have reached the end of Excel. Not as entertaining as "Where The Sidewalk Ends" -- I miss you Shel!8:54 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from web
  8. My team has gone global. must focus my mind-energy to keep them enslaved to my ways. ooh, nevermind, the Internet is more interesting11:30 AM Jul 22nd, 2008 from web
  9. Created new workflows in SharePoint for my team. I don't know what they'd do without me. I am fair.3:50 PM May 9th, 2008 from web
  10. In Vegas for work. When I walk by Roulette tables spin backwards. That is how powerful my chi is3:45 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  11. Went to a seminar in FL a couple of weeks ago. Discovered a whole new set of processes to have my team implement. They will complain. Lazy.4:02 AM Jun 1st, 2007 from web
  12. Missed out on RedSox game today. However, I let my team go and have fun. I am fair.2:08 PM May 17th, 2007 from web
  13. Only worked a half-day today. 12 hours. That's half-day, right? Damn, my team is a bunch of lazy bastards. 8 freaking hours a day they work.4:19 PM May 16th, 2007 from web
  14. Finally figured this twitter thing out. If we could figure out a way to federate this, that would be a huge win for me.4:18 PM May 16th, 2007 from web
  15. Fixing the stupid task list. My team is fully incapable of following a simple 765 page guide on how to properly enter items. Idiots.8:39 AM May 16th, 2007 from web