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awonger

  1. Fact: Including a wheel of cheese in house offers will increase your chances significantly of getting the home. 5:49 AM May 7th via Silver Bird
  2. They found ground up babies in South Korea smuggled from China. Good morning! 5:47 AM May 7th via Silver Bird
  3. @echothirteen Good to be back. I promise I'm still as ridiculous as ever. 7:12 AM May 4th via Silver Bird in reply to echothirteen
  4. May the 124th day in the Gregorian Calendar everyone 6:14 AM May 4th via Silver Bird
  5. When walking up the stairs behind a woman wearing a really short skirt what's the proper etiquette? Look down? Look up? Take pictures? 6:11 AM May 4th via Silver Bird
  6. Apparently I didn't get the memo to wear brighter colours and pants today. 6:09 AM May 4th via Silver Bird
  7. Happiness is a lot like a butt. Roundish and farty. 7:03 AM May 3rd via Silver Bird
  8. Apparently being a dad doesn't give me a free pass to talk about MY poop 5:39 AM Apr 30th via Silver Bird
  9. In protest of the office being so cold, I'm putting my pants on. 7:07 AM Apr 27th via Silver Bird
  10. @cokeman You're not supposed to poo in the shower 5:35 AM Apr 27th via Silver Bird in reply to cokeman
  11. @KoreanCelt That was just insurance in case the Joker was too derpy 12:11 PM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to KoreanCelt
  12. @KoreanCelt Joker was a bit derpy 12:00 PM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to KoreanCelt
  13. @kiala oh noes, too many chiiiins 11:57 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to kiala
  14. @yobadself I am, my Asian from a different Asian. You miss me? 11:04 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to yobadself
  15. I just unlocked mother-fucking green bitches. Suck it. 8:26 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird
  16. @Fruit_Slinger That's the sexiest thing I've heard all day 7:59 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to Fruit_Slinger
  17. @Fruit_Slinger If you had a smaller circle-jerk in the middle facing out to the bigger circle-jerk you could re-enact the battle in Sparta 7:56 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to Fruit_Slinger
  18. @diopter So could you say we have moved from floppy to flappy? 7:52 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to diopter
  19. Hi guys, I'm back. Are dick jokes still the in thing? 7:36 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird
  20. @KoreanCelt Every night I tell her the legend of MissingNo 7:34 AM Apr 26th via Silver Bird in reply to KoreanCelt