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  1. Just remembered that I'm going out tonight. Instead of going home and crawling into bed, I'll be wearing heels.
  2. "I had a farm and got a case of the clap in Africa." #1stdraftmovielines
  3. @therealawall - Always count on me to adopt early.
  4. So... Cabo San Lucas in the summer, yes or no? Your version of hell? Or hot ocean summer fun?
  5. Can't decide if it's an OH GOD IT'S 1PM, or a THANK GOD IT'S 1PM, kind of day.
  6. @AngellaD - Definitely not Seven Pounds. Was not a big fan of it.
  7. Some idiots make it impossible for me to google stalk them. It's really fucking irritating. Get an embarrassing website, LOSER.
  8. I looked at my Google Reader stats, and wow, I'm an updating slacker. I can only manage to blog .9 times a week. Lame ass.
  9. Someone had that whistling music from the Daryl Hannah part of Kill Bill as their hold music and it creeped me out.
  10. After watching Nashville I decided Robert Altman was a genius. Then I had to go and remember Dr. T and the Women.
  11. Seriously, who calls the number on their insurance card in a medical emergency? Do they really need the 911 disclaimer?
  12. I've made it my mission to not click on any more Michael Jackson news stories. Unless they tell me he had a plan for Iraq and Afghanistan.
  13. So this day could go faster, if it you know, wasn't such an asshole.
  14. I seriously can't believe it's not 7. Also unbelievable, I have to work at second job tonight. When am I supposed to live, people?
  15. @BaltimoreGal - We're talking more on the Nickelback end of things, but I refuse to mention the name because I love bands like Chicago.
  16. I know that I can't really claim good taste in music myself, but I also can't help judging people who like certain bands.
  17. Happy Canada Day. What do you do, light fireworks, drink beer and grill hotdogs?
  18. I had a margarita with Scotch in it last night. It was not a mistake. But it was. You know?
  19. (We don't live in a mansion.)
  20. Sweet relief. Employment (and local, too!!!) for Seth. We won't have to move out of our mansion yet!