awkwardlysocial
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I won the globe. Guess who's getting a globe for Christmas! One of you, people!
6:11 PM Nov 26th
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Oh shit, I just bid on a standing globe from eBay. Clearly, I am drunk.
12:30 AM Nov 25th
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@ - Ha!
2:10 PM Nov 12th
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@ For Christmas/Hannukah.
2:10 PM Nov 12th
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Hypothetical: What do you get for your boyfriend's 29 year old son who lives in Berlin and might hate you. He's a writer.
12:57 PM Nov 12th
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I can't help it, I like Derek Jeter. I hate myself for it, too.
8:01 PM Nov 1st
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Lula, after vomiting, unsurprisingly, has vomit breath. Surprisingly, it smells like human vomit breath.
3:31 PM Oct 31st
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Marrow donors, have you updated your contact information in the National Marrow Donor Registry? I just did.
12:48 PM Oct 31st
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@ - I mostly only enjoy running when I'm running with Seth and I race him, and win. But that's because I'm retardedly competitive.
2:46 PM Oct 28th
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Did I mention the lawsuit against me was settled? Hallelujah.
11:55 AM Oct 27th
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Preemie baby gifts? Baby is 2 lbs. What should I send?
12:06 PM Oct 14th
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I'm off today. Going out for fancy burgers and martinis for dinner. This is what it feels like to be rich.
2:30 PM Oct 12th
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I don't have time for twitter any more.
11:23 PM Oct 5th
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Set your Tivos for TLC tomorrow night - King of the Crown. 9/8c. Pageant coach, pageant girls, crying, Southern accents.
12:31 PM Sep 29th
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Hoping Seth's trip to the store for milk is not one of those "trips to the store for milk" that end in me being left with 5 hungry kids.
10:45 PM Sep 12th
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Off to play tennis. Or rather, embarrass myself on a tennis court while attempting to look like I'm playing tennis. FORE! Wait, that's golf.
5:53 PM Sep 12th
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I really hope no one is outside trying to break into the house. Because that's kind of what Lula is making me think.
9:55 PM Sep 8th
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Burbank airport is smaller than bismarck airport. How quaint.
8:40 PM Sep 4th
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It's pretty quiet around here...
3:45 PM Sep 4th
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Sept. 30th!
10:50 AM Sep 1st
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- Name awkwardlysocial
- Location Mostly in my head
- Web http://www.awkwar...
- Bio I don't need you to like me, but I'd prefer it if you did.
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