Get short, timely messages from The Handbook.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @awkwardhandbook.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow awkwardhandbook to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

awkwardhandbook

  1. #12. Nobody thought you'd wear that "Over The Hill" hat after your 50th birthday party. Stop wearing it. http://tumblr.com/x6s7v1xno 1:00 PM Mar 26th, 2010 via Tumblr
  2. "Oh, I thought you were talking about MY dad there for a minute." http://tumblr.com/x6s7k8s9y 12:52 PM Mar 18th, 2010 via Tumblr
  3. #11. Learn how to shake hands. Stop doing it until you've mastered it. http://tumblr.com/x6s6ahe3g 12:02 PM Feb 9th, 2010 via Tumblr
  4. #10. Your Facebook friends are not interested in how bad your PMS is this month. http://tumblr.com/x6s6ah7eh 11:55 AM Feb 9th, 2010 via Tumblr
  5. QUICKTIP: Lose the fannypack. http://tumblr.com/x6s5p5vio 10:22 AM Jan 20th, 2010 via Tumblr
  6. Do you have any advice for the Socially Awkward? http://tumblr.com/x6s5p57ic 9:51 AM Jan 20th, 2010 via Tumblr
  7. What not to say to a woman that has recently given birth. http://tumblr.com/x6s5p3n6p 8:39 AM Jan 20th, 2010 via Tumblr
  8. Please don't talk to me in the restroom at work. http://tumblr.com/x6s5p3560 8:17 AM Jan 20th, 2010 via Tumblr
  9. #7: When walking down a sidewalk, stairs, or hallway, stay to the right. http://tumblr.com/x6s5oqfwz 9:49 PM Jan 19th, 2010 via Tumblr
  10. #6: When a person you don't really know casually asks, "How are you?" you should not take it as an invitation... http://tumblr.com/x6s5nfhtf 3:48 PM Jan 18th, 2010 via Tumblr
  11. SCHOOLTIP: When class is almost over, and the teacher asks if anyone has any questions, keep your mouth shut.... http://tumblr.com/x6s5ndj6t 2:44 PM Jan 18th, 2010 via Tumblr
  12. When reading a passage aloud in #church, you should read at the same pace as the rest of the group. http://tinyurl.com/yeg7z4z #awkward 12:12 PM Jan 18th, 2010 via web
  13. Did you ever notice that when you come into my cubicle, my phone rings? http://tinyurl.com/yej5e6j #awkward #office 12:08 PM Jan 18th, 2010 via web
  14. Submit your encounters with the Socially Awkward. http://thehandbook.tumblr.com/submit 11:02 AM Jan 18th, 2010 via web
  15. The Handbook for the Socially Awkward is up and running: http://thehandbook.tumblr.com 10:56 AM Jan 18th, 2010 via web